jackaroni

Millions of people and so many amazing signs. #Handsoff2025

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sweetie angel baby

nurse said i have a star shaped bellybutton. gonna be riding that high for a minute

officially got my tubes yoinked! there will be no children here 💙🚫👶
the relief i feel knowing this can’t be undone- nobody gets to control my body but me

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

getting my tubes removed and bestie called it an infinite egg glitch

If I heard a noise outside & a raccoon was trying to steal my garbage, I would simply open my front door & offer them the warmer garbage from the inside of the house. This is called "being a good host."

The chihuahua is the product of a wolf deciding there was an evolutionary advantage in being a Little Guy, nature is amazing

baby snoopy sleeping. send skeet

i completely eyeballed it but inspo is from @fiona_kristin on tiktok :)

still needs to be cleaned up but i made a shirt! first time sewing stretchy fabric :D

you would not believe your cats
if ten million feral rats

hey quick question what’s the point!

Fuck, marry, kill: screaming, crying, throwing up

I love women

Call me skeet me if you wanna reach me

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

sometimes i can’t believe it’s not butter but other times i can believe it

so anyway, if any hot liberals want to confess their love for me now would be great

You forget to eat? That's cute. I forget to breathe

her name is misa, like miso soup :)

as a therapist, the only ethical response from your therapist should be to gently shut you down and explore where it’s coming from. anything else is an extremely inappropriate power imbalance and not okay- the absolute reddest of flags if they rizz you back!

thank you!!! ❣️

thank you!! <3

i made my first quilt!!!