New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/seanpatr...
09.02.2026 17:32
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About that great writing news I teased…
I’m thrilled to announce I signed with RHP to publish my next novel, WAVES OF BURDEN. In working with the team last summer I found everyone to be passionate, dedicated, and so thoughtful. I can’t think of a better press to bring this story into the world.
My social media has somehow become filled with people stuffing different types of cookies into no-bake cheesecake, and I'm not sure how this happened.
There is no longer whataboutism. There is no longer a my side/your side.
There is what is right.
And there is boot-licking.
That is all.
Here’s TMZ with a headline every outlet that cares about the truth should have.
www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/n...
If you want proof that Trump is going to try to rig the elections, here it is:
In a letter to Gov. Tim Walz Saturday, Bondi claimed that Walz could “restore the rule of law” by complying with a list of demands, including giving the Department of Justice (DOJ) the state’s voter registration records.
The party that has spent unlimited resources and energy getting states to pass laws to allow citizens to openly carry loaded weapons anywhere - now believes that exercising this right is permission for law enforcement to murder you.
Honestly, how dumb do they think we are?
New (old) short story on the Substack today.
A ghost story I originally wrote a long time ago for a friend's horror anthology project.
open.substack.com/pub/seanpatr...
Jen has since passed away and is sorely missed.
Reminder: The Epstein files aren’t delayed.
A law is being broken.
We’re still missing 99%.
Ever do that thing where you put your fingers down on the keyboard, and you think they're in the right spot, but they're actually one key off, and you start to type, and for a few fleeting seconds, you think, "Am I having a stroke?"
"Party of small government."
Still wild that this is real — as Trump loots the country and health care bills skyrocket with masked goons terrorizing black and brown people… they rich dance in dog masks at Mar-A-Lago Eyes Wide Shut-style
They don’t care about you
the terrible plastic family from those old Duracell commercials. Just awful to look at
everybody in the trump administration looks like this
😂
The Great Lakes Avengers knew this secret.
About time someone read the room and realized that all America wanted was yacht-buying advice.
Way to keep your finger on the pulse of the common man, Forbes!
Spit take. 🤡
The audacity of some people.
Every time I see an actor or director give the “See Films in Theaters” spiel, I think of the time I went to see a movie, and the woman in front of me ate two cans of Spaghetti-O’s.
All I smelled the entire movie was canned pasta.
Maybe theaters aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.
A woman at the bar last night told me that she was doing the Dry January, so she was only going to have ONE Old Fashioned.
And then had two.
Most Wisconsin move ever.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
Watching the live action “How to Train Your Dragon.”
The animated version was a perfect movie. This version, while done well, is a pale, needless imitation.
Hollywood needs to learn to stop going to wells that are better left empty. Not everything needs to be remade.
Merry Christmas, friends.
I hope Santa was good to you.
