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A little bit of a lot of things. Mainly sports, wrestling, tokusatsu, and video games. I'm not as good at Magic as I'd like to be (but who is?)

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Gonna once again point out that everyone has carried around a rectangle containing infinite pornography for the past decade minimum and society didn't dissolve so miss me with any weepy handwringing about smut.

11.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 401 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5

LMFAO

I don't think it gets much better.

11.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Animal Crossing Isabelle Shirt $16 via Teepublic. #ad https://ow.ly/caNG50YrMlc

$16 Shirts Sale. https://ow.ly/SjYF50YrMlb

10.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'This is the worst item I have ever bought from Amazon'

AI grifters are selling fake video game guidebooks, some even masquerading as 'official' releases:

aftermath.site/video-game-gui...

10.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 17

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that this absurd thing is free.

Folks just sometimes spent years of effort just for the sake of making something to share. The world needs more of that. Also universal basic income so more people can do that.

10.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
NBC News poll

Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

10.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 15978 πŸ” 3283 πŸ’¬ 290 πŸ“Œ 229
Photo of a pink pig with white fur, standing on a lawn wearing a dandelion crown.

Photo of a pink pig with white fur, standing on a lawn wearing a dandelion crown.

Photo of an adorable pink pig standing in a barn yard, smiling up at the camera.

Photo of an adorable pink pig standing in a barn yard, smiling up at the camera.

Photo of an adorable pink pig standing in front of a wall of hay with a smiling expression on his face

Photo of an adorable pink pig standing in front of a wall of hay with a smiling expression on his face

Piglet is an opinionated young man who knows what he wants and expects his human servants to obey his wishes. And of course he gets away with this princely attitude because he’s so darn cute! Look at that smile!

10.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy third birthday, Piglet! Piglet was purchased as a β€œteacup pig”, but his owners quickly realized he was growing much bigger and his care was more demanding than the breeders of these pig lead people to believe. This β€œteacup” birthday boy now weighs 125 lbs!

10.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 4
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Keith Hernandez asking Steve Gelbs if he’s okay after learning the Jets are trading for Geno Smithβ€¦β€œI can take over for you for a half inning if you want”

10.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 11
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

Why do we call them Free Agents when you have to pay them so much!?!?!

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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The sun is shining, but the Charles River is still frozen. False Spring is one hell of a time.

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

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to be quite honest bluesky is what it is because twitter catastrophically fucked up like 30 times in a row

10.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 98 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

10.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1411 πŸ” 524 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Daaaaaaaaaaa bears

09.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time it comes up I just gotta remind people that it's extremely expensive to license filming in Shibuya, which the team making this game couldn't afford, so they filmed this game by stealing shots and running from the cops.

09.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1444 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5

now that I know that "fruitiger aero" actually means "zoomers think windows vista looks nice" i respect it. it's important for the younger generation to look at something that in its time was widely seen as shit from a butt and be like "no this is cool actually"

09.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely mad deal for three of the most exceptional game narratives ever written.

If you love tense storytelling with a hint of sci-fi/mystery and brain-bending puzzles, you absolutely need to play the Zero Escape trilogy.

09.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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Demo for tactical dungeon crawler hybrid RPG Descent of Lunaris now available on Steam: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/19792-demo-for-tactical-dungeon-crawler-hybrid-rpg-descent-lunaris-now-available-on-s

09.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the intern is 17 years old today

please wish him a happy birthday πŸŽ‚

09.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 552 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 0
A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.

A cream and white cat on the left and a black and white cat wearing a pink collar on the right. Both looking at the camera.

A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera

A black and white cat wearing a pink collar, looking at the camera

That smile… Uni is definitely planning something

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2278 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
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#pokopia

09.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I guess I'm pro-Orzhov comma now. 😀

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
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Japanese companies when people translate the entire run of Detective Conan using only an Amiga, & another, shittier Amiga.

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 561 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
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The path of enlightenment
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-en...

09.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Cat Burger - Gator Days

Characters

Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you!

Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees.

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Transcript

Panel 1

Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room.

Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy.

Panel 2

Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle.

Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service.

Panel 3

Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio.

Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week.

Panel 4

Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner.

Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days Characters Catrick C. Cattington IV - Catfish - He might be a CEO of a company who is worth millions of dollars but he is just like you! Stuart - Quokka - A perpetually smiling Sectional Manager. He tackles every problem with motivational corporate speak intended to maximize collaboration and synergies among all employees. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Transcript Panel 1 Catrick is filming an ad for a fast food restaurant's new product. He's excited to share it with you. He's wearing and tie so you know he means business but he also has a sweater vest on so you'll know he's friendly. He's also wearing gloves so he doesn't actually have to touch any food. There's a sign in the background that says "HOME SWEET HOME" which everyone hopes will disguise the fact that they're filming this in an empty conference room. Catrick: I'm taking a break from my busy CEO schedule to show you our new product. Yummy. Panel 2 Catrick is now sitting in front of a TV that says "CAT BURGER" with the Cat Burger mascot in the middle. Catrick: I enjoy consuming product while sipping a loss leader and watching content on the subscription service. Panel 3 Catrick has found himself two more food items from the Cat Burger menu. He's trying his best to keep them from getting too close to his mouth. In one had he has fries and in the other he has "Pistachio Spice" seasonal frozen treat. Does not actually contain pistachio. Catrick: I like to finish my meal by dipping my added value side in a seasonal item. I do this several times a week. Panel 4 Stuart is by the camera and giving Catrick feedback. No one has realized that no one has removed the cap from the camera. August from IT was brought in to see why the camera isn't recording anything. He's just standing there in stunned silence. He will not be getting Cat Burger for dinner. Stuart: GREAT WORK, SIR! Highly relatable.

Cat Burger - Gator Days

09.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 2680 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 4

Nowadays I have a small library of cartridges similar to a rental wall. Why do I have decision paralysis on what to play now, when I didn't have nearly as a hard a time picking then? Granted it's *my* curated list vs what the shop had, but I still had a lot of options on any given visit.

09.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0