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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

@ashlieweeks

Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & baseball fan. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's. Jason Statham stan account.

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Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now

Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs

Me: touchΓ©

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 439 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

Same for several years

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

WOLVERINES!!!

05.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 4687 πŸ” 851 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 37

Even if they're racist and sexist and homophobic I still can't understand it. It's so much death for the world's biggest loser's personal vendettas and crimes cover ups. Astounding.

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jeepers

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It has to be more than that. This is their lives. The lives of their children. I believe it goes beyond that but can certainly include it.

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wrap my very educated mind around any military members-present or retired-along with their family members-who can continue to support the creature in the WH who doesn't give af abt them in any way at all & who dodged the draft numerous times bc he's a coward. No one can make this make sense.

05.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

I am the pirate who can't touch anything

05.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I voted for him too.

05.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have not seen the movie, Drop Dead Fred I frankly feel sorry for you.

05.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

ThΓ© DOJ is taking down Epstein files from the website as often as Noem uses her blankie on the DHS plane.

04.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It would have no doubt been wired to the account & it would've immediately raised red flags w the bank's fraud detection division given the length of time the acct was open & the size of the one and only deposit. Subpoena the bank records.

04.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And to think we don't even have access to view the dumpster contents in that cranium of his.

04.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Agreed

04.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do not take pleasure in stating this. It makes me sick. It's an embarrassment this is the state of our country but if we want democracy back we have to give the larger public what they feel "comfortable" with. Pile on me if you want but I am exactly right.

04.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

2/2 DEMS MUST RUN AN ALL MALE STRAIGHT WHITE TICKET/No 1 old. U think I like saying this? I don't/It's 2026. We're an embarrassment 2 women's rights/equality. We must win. It means facing down what we are as a country/That's sadly 1 not ready 4 us 2 lead as POTUS. 90M ppl didn't vote. Read the room.

04.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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1/2 I'm a female. Lawyer. In corp America. @ the highest comp levels. I've been sexually assaulted/harassed/not paid the same as my male peers/not given ressources for my dept/overlooked/talked over/ignored etc. And I am the best at what I do. I've seen it all. I voted for Kamala would do it again.

04.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Nice lol

03.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tho is his attempted scary face but really someone just asked him to point to Iran on a map.

03.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I submit he's in over his head doing anything but blinking.

03.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

I get on elevators and go up to get to the basement.

03.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

I wasn't aware of that thanks for telling me I have no idea who that is but good to know

03.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would be having an argument with someone in London and I would want to get in my car and drive off dramatically after the best last word ever and smugly get in the wrong side of the car opposite of the steering wheel.

03.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 635 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 1

I hate to be a negative Nancy my friend but the odds are not in our favor.

I would short this stock.

02.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

You know how much I lurv him

01.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They'll do anything and everything to stop or disrupt elections.

ANYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

01.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I feel like it should be my walk up song but to date I have never identified such an important entrance theme

01.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot figure out an acceptable ring tone for my phone.

This is a total disaster.

01.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0