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Mya Marry JaneπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@laozipoetryofmya

My posts are an epic (as in a poem) written out of order that ends when Bluesky or I die Baddest silly bitch witch 28 she/her @Laozipoet.bsky.social is where I make art I don't have any money to give Next Empress of America

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All this shit's gonna look dope when nature reclaims it.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was down till I read "coat hanger"

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a new source of income.

Any suggestions?

I've already tried selling my art and my body, no one wanted either.

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image
06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

How I feel when someone blocks me

06.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I feel when someone blocks me.

05.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 6

The thing about cars is even the safest one can still deadly to everyone else around it.

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to think being purposely inconsistent with my art style from panel to panel was a cool quirk to add to my short comics.

But now panel inconsistency is a tell that someone used ai to make a comic.

Yet another thing tech bros ruined for me.

06.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't watched jojo but I can't stop watching this

06.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My morning routine in 5 steps:

1. Bathroom
2. Coffee
3. Wake up lil brother for the bus
4. Wake up lil brother for the bus
5. Enjoy coffee if lil brother is actually awake for thr bus

06.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My morning routine in 5 steps:

1. Check my phone to see if *he* is dead yet.
2. Pee
3. Brush teeth
4. Sit on the couch drinking coffee and watching the news until I feel awake enough to deal with other humans.
5. …profit?

06.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Ngl if I figured out I was trans before 18 my parents would've probably just told me I was wrong.

Had I figured it out AT 18 I could've gotten help.

Now I'm 28, hoping to god one day I pass.

06.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What really gets me is that it didn’t have to be this way. None of this was inevitable

06.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait...

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A second one stacked on top

A second one stacked on top

I made her a sister

06.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A folded up friend tortilla stuffed with cheese

A folded up friend tortilla stuffed with cheese

She's calling it the cheesie pouch and it's clogging arteries near you!

06.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Mah
Thighs

Mah Thighs

Bro why her thighs so thick?
To squeeze?
Whore.

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

British people when i tell them to smile instead of skilometer

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cosplay of PorCo Rosso giving a thumbs up

Cosplay of PorCo Rosso giving a thumbs up

Card with Porco Rosso and the quote β€œI’d rather be a pig than a fascist”

Card with Porco Rosso and the quote β€œI’d rather be a pig than a fascist”

Porco Rosso said hi and gave me his card.

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK!

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well mine's, like, infinity.

So there!

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just a lil goblin trapped in the body of an orc

05.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been slowly writing a comic since 2015 about supervillain henchmen.

And commonly the main characters described themselves as goons doing goon things, occasionally going out gooning for money.

I'm not gonna change it.

05.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really jarring to go onto a puppygirl subreddit and not see a single cage, 0/10 experience

05.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks

05.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT? No I asked Chett Jibittie, he's a dude from work.

05.03.2026 11:39 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

english: we’ll just assume nobody pronounces β€œcease” like β€œseize.” worth the risk.

05.03.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It's never too late

05.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I forget cis women can be puppy girls too..

05.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0