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@starinthetitle

Nerd, artist, proud Library Assistant, absolute homosexual. High femme, low stress. Books, baking, and Babylon 5. Milf-obsessed, dissociating weirdo.

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This is a life and death story for the UK – so why is it being brushed under the carpet? The news that healthy life expectancy is in decline in Britain exposes a serious truth about the state we’re in, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty

Powerful oped, not just about public health but the state of our democracies:

"That’s real progress. Not GDP going up 0.1% or Rachel Reeves forecasting an extra couple of billion in fiscal headroom – but whether you live or die, are well or sick"

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

06.03.2026 07:18 👍 94 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 7

*through gritted teeth* I am once again unfortunately going to have to hand it to the House of Lords

06.03.2026 10:36 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

my World Book Day costume this year is ‘person too broke to justify buying a costume that I’ll only wear for one day because the library doesn’t pay me enough’ ✌️

05.03.2026 10:06 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 👍 17106 🔁 5664 💬 128 📌 101

I don’t know if it’s a remotely accurate portrayal, but you really got the impression of a person who *could* have been half decent if born and raised under other circumstances maybe

05.03.2026 06:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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just one daffodil out in the wreck of my garden, but she sure is pretty

04.03.2026 16:25 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do it do it my most millennial over-consumerist trait is the belief in the healing power of homewares

04.03.2026 12:10 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hear hot honey is coming for us all next

04.03.2026 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

do you ever see a fancast so perfect that you gasp out loud

03.03.2026 07:27 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

lads, I touched a stinging nettle this morning while gardening and eight hours later it is STILL all stingy and I am being SO brave about it 🥺😭

02.03.2026 18:04 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m just such a sucker for the primroses that grow along my garden walls

02.03.2026 11:19 👍 73 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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me chastising the cat for getting seeds stuck to her fur, then me coming inside like

02.03.2026 10:54 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so far in the war between me and the lavatera, the lavatera is definitively winning 😫

02.03.2026 10:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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my gardening assistant was no help whatsoever

02.03.2026 10:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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found some strawberries and a hyacinth and a daff in a pot I’d forgotten about though!

02.03.2026 10:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Me: huh, is that a stinging nettle?

*touches it*

Me: yep

02.03.2026 10:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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it’s been a rough hour in the garden 😅

02.03.2026 10:31 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

01.03.2026 03:42 👍 6384 🔁 1946 💬 49 📌 80

The Labour Party now think I am a far-left extremist because I support policies that were in the 2017 and 2019 Labour Party manifestos.

27.02.2026 12:17 👍 311 🔁 86 💬 3 📌 0
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Saturday night chillin’ at my sister’s house, the shakshouka a resounding success

28.02.2026 19:20 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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yeahhhhhhhh

28.02.2026 19:16 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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my sister and I are making shakshouka 😋

28.02.2026 19:09 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

well, I can tell someone has been in here while I was strategically out for a walk in the park, so at least this person definitely bothered to show up to the viewing! Fingers crossed I guess

kind of sweet that they turned all the lights off except in the bedroom where the cat is hanging out 😅

28.02.2026 11:25 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

classic case this morning of what I have described to my girlfriend as ‘the European experience of waking up to discover What America Has Done Now’

28.02.2026 11:00 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

baby I've hoovered corners even the landlord doesn't know about

27.02.2026 19:55 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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someone's coming to view my flat tomorrow maybe???

27.02.2026 19:54 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

anyone familiar with British politics will know that any news that isn't entirely negative will be closely followed by a sustained bombardment of misery that will make you want to fucking die. but currently it's Friday, it's payday, and the fascists have lost

27.02.2026 07:08 👍 647 🔁 159 💬 3 📌 5

More like MATT BADLOSE AMIRITE

27.02.2026 08:04 👍 130 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

finally, some good fucking food

27.02.2026 06:08 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If Reform win this by-election Labour are gonna get so much worse. If the Greens win Labour are gonna get so much worse. If Labour win, Labour are gonna get so much worse

26.02.2026 18:15 👍 359 🔁 112 💬 7 📌 8