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Chris Fernandez

@dezops

Director of Salesforce & nCino | Jets fan (embracing permanent disappointment) | Craft beer enthusiast | Fluent in sarcasm

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I thought we were free of the NE tyranny….its apparent that I was wrong.

14.11.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#TNF

I’m not ok with how much I like the Pats NorEaster units.

I’m not ok with Pats finding another QB.

Being a Jets fan is tough.

14.11.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey bsky friends, watch out for this scam account.

@houdsonmark67.bsky.social

They couldn’t even be bothered to use different font on their β€œwinners”handwritten notes.

If someone can add them to a block list that would be great.

02.12.2024 02:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else find the field marker overlays by NBC more distracting than helpful?

#BILLSMAFIA #SNF

02.12.2024 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.11.2024 11:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a special place in hell for advertisers that put doorbell sound into their commercials.

#doglife

25.11.2024 02:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a kid, I would swap my neighbors sugar for salt. He always coated his cheerios in sugar. 😈

24.11.2024 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks!

24.11.2024 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed I was about 4 badges away from 4 start this morning and figured I’d knock it out. I was sitting at 396 for a year or so!

24.11.2024 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Email congratulations for reaching four star Ranger rank

Email congratulations for reaching four star Ranger rank

I did a thing today.

#salesforce

24.11.2024 20:57 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like these are made up words

23.11.2024 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that. I’m a sucker for Steve Martin & Martin Short.

23.11.2024 03:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What say you @thenextdoctor.bsky.social ?

23.11.2024 03:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We just wrapped up the last season of Only Murders in the Building. Highly recommend!

23.11.2024 03:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Likewise!

23.11.2024 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brandon Sanderson always lurks in my periphery. He has so many books I worry that if I enjoy one, I won’t be seen for a few years.

23.11.2024 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hail Mary is surprisingly good. I didn’t think I’d like it based on the synopsis, turned out very good.

23.11.2024 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Prior to binging the Red Rising series I went through all of Andy Weir’s books, some rock and roll biographies, Dune. Brandon Sanderson Way do the Kings has been sitting there in my library but not picked up yet.

23.11.2024 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for that. I’m trying to find something to bridge the gap to Red God, rumored to be released in January. Been on a Space opera/dystopian kick recently.

23.11.2024 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone read Wool? Thoughts?
πŸ’™πŸ“š

23.11.2024 01:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not following. There is definitely not a blue super moon tonight.

22.11.2024 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fancy!

21.11.2024 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds Gaetz is given his seat back?

21.11.2024 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely.

21.11.2024 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Done

20.11.2024 23:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are living in the prequel to Idiocracy.

20.11.2024 23:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2024 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why has no one made a new organization that is just good news? Like Reddits r/eyebleach?

20.11.2024 23:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to party, @vkeenan.bsky.social ! If you’re in the Salesforce ecosystem, give Vernon a follow.

20.11.2024 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leopards, meet face.

20.11.2024 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0