Zach 🐷🤠

The AMR safety team would just park a Ram 2500 behind the debris and send some guy named Bubba out to grab it

GT2000s, also fun fact, regular size 12s aren’t really a thing here

My buffet staple plate of dessert fruit is No. 6, feels like I’ve overstayed my welcome

Doing unspeakable things to this hotel breakfast buffet and I already get the sense the staff are sick of my shit

Two obnoxious reflex blue ASICS running shoes

Got a new pair of my daily trainers at the ASICS flagship in Harajuku, they’re obnoxious but they rule.

The LSU Sports app title screen for the baseball vs. Sacramento State broadcast

Don’t hate being able to catch the back end of the game from this far away

Big ol’ hamburger steak smothered in gravy with a small thing of mashed potatoes and broccoli with a bowl of white rice

Happened upon a random hamburger steak and roast beef restaurant last night, rest assured that I’m living right.

“Dude your shoes are sick”

“Thanks but they make my feet and ankles hurt for some reason, I guess that’s the price of fashion”

Standing around in my Alphaflys in the middle of Tokyo because all I looked at was the price tag

Dudes wearing carbon plated shoes for fashion is crazy

A sign that says “the installation place for emergency escape device”

Oh so it hasn’t been installed yet, great

Enormous Terracotta fish decoration thing

I hope this will suffice

Plate o’nigiri made with lean tuna and salmon

Crowd in an alleyway at Tsukiji fish market

Bluefin tuna next to a sign that says “welcome to Tsukiji” on a construction wall

Anyway have a couple pictures from Tsukiji fish market earlier today

Yeah I’m into fashion, tryna fashion an ass imprint into this cushion until we have to leave.

Japan is great for gaijin who love their fashion and high-end brands, meanwhile ya boy is posted up in the leather lounge chair at this vintage shop, thankful just to get off of my feet for a little while.

All 7-Elevens canonically play the same cool jazz version of Human Nature in Tokyo.

You’re not cursed with a given NFL fandom and you chose the goddamn Bucs???????

There’s a German guy wearing a Bucs Crucial Catch™️ hat in the middle of this Japanese mountain village, I have so many questions.

Not pictured: the dozen strawberries and most of a Fuji apple that I ate

And a proper one with Mt. Fuji not covered by clouds.

No but he’s on our bus!

Me, bearded dipshit in white LA 1 hat, holding a flag with the Louisiana Purchase on it in front of a pagoda and Mt. Fuji

Me, bearded dipshit in white LA 1 hat, holding a flag with the Louisiana Purchase on it in front of Mt. Fuji while a man wearing a sweatshirt with a Bernese mountain dog on it that also says “Bernese” makes a welpface

Closeup of the man wearing the Bernese mountain dog sweatshirt making a welpface

The flag got a picture with Mt. Fuji and a pagoda, but the real story here is the outtakes

A Monster energy can

Cracked this bad boy open and Creed started playing out of nowhere with Scott Stapp singing in Japanese.

I always like to make eye contact and wave at drivers who stop for people in crosswalks, except it’s not working well right now because Japan is a right-hand drive country, so I’m constantly waving at empty seats and trying to make eye contact with drivers who aren’t there.

Shibuya Square at night with a whole lot of bright billboards

It’s like Blade Runner but not bleak

Might have to get Ali there. This seems v much her speed.

Day 1 in Tokyo is not yet complete, but between an early morning and several things from the travel day all catching up at once, ya boy is wrecked.

I’m used to sticking out as an American most places we go, but holy shit man it’s so pronounced right now

Was not prepared for how unfashionable I would feel in Japan, everyone has clothes with good proportions and tailoring, and I’m over here like “you get me in a race t-shirt, running shoes, and pair of chinos that are somehow big in the waist yet too tight for my ass and thighs.”