Paul Vallas (@paulvallas)

PLEASE TAKE THIS POLL AND MENTION THAT I AM IN FACT VERY QUALIFIED TO ADOPT A PET RABBIT

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06.03.2026 17:21 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I WILL BE RELEASING A LINE OF SKINCARE AND WELLNESS PRODUCTS

24.02.2026 15:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PAUL VALLAS 2028

13.02.2026 15:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I WILL BE RUNNING

TO THE STORE WHERE I LEFT MY KEYS

12.02.2026 16:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PAUL VALLAS

12.02.2026 14:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a bunch of handsmaids from the handsmaids tale

women in 2029 after refusing to vote for paul vallas for president

07.02.2026 19:37 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

1 STAR. THEY WOULD NOT LET ME ADOPT A RABBIT

03.02.2026 22:37 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

PAUL VALLAS HAS DECIDED TO ENDORSE PAUL VALLAS

03.02.2026 18:04 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because I'm a very handsome man

26.01.2026 18:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GOT A TICKET BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOVEL MY

26.01.2026 01:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE POLICE NO LONGER ANSWER MY CALLS PLEASE HELP

23.01.2026 17:33 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

CAN ANYONE HELP ME I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY HOUSE

23.01.2026 17:28 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

@subxnews

23.01.2026 17:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I DID NOT WRITE OR PUBLISBH THAT OP-ED. MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED

23.01.2026 17:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

THE CTU HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME

22.01.2026 17:57 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT TRAFFIC

21.01.2026 16:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I WILL BE GOING LIVE

16.01.2026 14:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can anyone pick me up i'm at subway

14.01.2026 23:10 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

WE WILL ARREST ALL TEENS WHO DESTROYED THE SOUTH LOOP

11.01.2026 15:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AS MAYOR I WOULD NOT OPEN THE WELLS WENTWORTH CONNECTOR

07.01.2026 03:19 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Can someone come over and hold me

06.01.2026 17:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

06.01.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. THANK YOU

18.12.2025 17:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

:(

28.12.2025 01:02 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN MY LIFE. THANK YOU

18.12.2025 17:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

I am constantly mentioned

17.12.2025 18:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CTU

16.12.2025 16:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE WILL BE PROMOTING COMMON SENSE, TRUTHSEEKING ACTIVITIES SUCH AS COMPLAINING ABOUT BIKE LANES

12.12.2025 21:12 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

I HAVE INCORPORATED A NEW NONPROFIT

CHIGAGO UNITED NEW TRUTHSEEKERS

12.12.2025 21:12 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

So, Vallas is coming back

12.12.2025 21:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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