Naomi Alderman

Whoever thought of the idea that you start getting BAFTA movies to watch at the start of October and then they all vanish from the app at the start of March was a genius and I salute them.

Hey everyone, copy Naomi and come study Classical Studies with us 😊

I've long been of the opinion that one of the bricks in the wall fixing the "productivity crisis" is making access to the OU and similar opportunities cheap and straightforward.

sometimes I just think about the time I found three people being mean about me on here and just quietly blocked them all without engaging whatever, and it makes me feel very happy. just a soul-deep contented feeling. lovely.

unembarrassed enthusiasm about learning new things is genuinely the best way to live

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat, holding a copy of Oedipus Rex

yes I am a painfully earnest and sincere person. I don't know how to be another way.

I secretly think being ironic and sophisticated all the time is a way of avoiding your own life.

that Michael Young was responsible for the creation of the two unalloyed goods for British life of Which Magazine, the Open University *and* also Toby Young will never cease to astonish

yes it goes along with 'the only value in a human is if you are a productive capitalist unit'.

yes what else are we going to do?! sit around and scroll Instagram from now until death? only learning makes sense.

Someone will say, sniffily, "eternal student". And you just go 'OK' and walk off and talk to someone else.

But a load of people will go "oh I've always wanted to do something like that".

I don't know why, but I think it's constructed as ever so slightly embarrassing in our (English? Western?) culture to be interested in education as an adult?

I think it's because we associate education with childhood so strongly. Anyway, that's all you have to get over. A few people will go "why?"

the OU course is so good at making this clear! they get you to calculate rocket trajectories and 'how far can I fly my glider' by using quadratics and trigonometry

I started with the OU seriously at 39. Since then I've done a full BA in Classics, plus a couple of modules in eg Biology and Art History, then an MA in Classics, now starting on some Maths.

I made a decision to be this person, and I am grateful to Naomi-age-39 for it. The time goes past anyway.

it's *lovely* when you get a run of days or weeks or months when you can do something totally consistently. it's really nice and you make great progress.

but inevitably something will come along to break your consistency. so the more important thing is to have the skill of coming back.

this is so encouraging. & I agree.

and also: life is not about perfection, it is constant rupture-and-repair. it's that rupture/repair cycle that makes things stronger.

"don't break the chain" is IMO not great advice. better advice is: "practice & get good at returning to things after a break".

also the OU is SUPERB at creating study materials that make it very straightforward. they are designed for people like us, they are incredibly cleverly done. I actually feel I understand some of it better now than I did at 16.

honestly, genuinely, if you could speak OK French and do calculus and prac-crit a poem when you were 17 you can definitely still do it today. it will take you a maximum of a handful of months to get back any of those things, and it is really joyful.

brains are not like bodies in this way.

solving a quadratic equation is fun
doing algebra in general is fun
working with surds and remembering "oh yeahhh, I can treat the number 5 as root5 x root5 and solve this" is fun

it is the same fun as logic puzzles and sudoku. if you like that, you would like this.

I can tell you that you would, actually, love it. It does not take that long (I reckon about 30-40 minutes most days, and I personally can do it with the telly on, YMMV).

And you don't have that horrible feeling that a bit of your actual brain has rotted away when you weren't looking.

it has made me happier even than I anticipated to get back my skills in trigonometry via a first-year maths module with the OU

it feels so *bad* to think "I used to know that perfectly, but now I can't remember it" and so nice to "oh yeahhhhhhh, I remember this, I can do this now".

I think this is a bit unfair to Aristotle who spend a load of time wandering around a lagoon observing the life cycles of fish and birds.

But: Diogenes fully correct.

also a key insight for me in life: a lot of people really don't like thinking and try to avoid it

it's INCREDIBLY much the Daniel Kahneman insight that when asked a difficult question we all have a tendency to reach for an easier-to-answer question instead

"what do the British people really think about this?" - difficult
"what are people on Twitter saying about this right now?" - easy

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

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went out for a walk, open-mouthed in the sun. I definitely swallowed a fly.

(I do know why. Because it flew right into my throat and then what are you going to do? Tried to spit it out, no good.)

some of the most useless, and in fact harmful therapy I ever had was with someone who was SIMPLY TOO STUPID to understand what I was saying to her. a real slow-blinker.

(there was other harmful therapy with someone not stupid at all which is a real story, boy howdy. and some very good therapy.)

it's an actual shanda.

that stuff *can* be useful, in my experience, about 10-15 years into real therapy where you've gone "oh YEAH, probably my childhood DID have an effect on me, and THAT'S why I'm like this". and done crying and being angry. then one day you go "hmm, maybe I could shift a bit"

But I don't know. That is just reckons. It would need to be actually studied.

I suspect that LLMs might turn out to be slightly *less* harmful than an idiot reading a checklist at you.

Because at least you didn't open your heart to another human who completely failed to give a shit or even basically be able to understand what you were saying.