Adam Butterworth

The woke IRGC don't want him to have sex with his wife.

Having flashbacks to Diane Abbott trying to coin 'Steady Eddy'.

A grumpy dog staring at the camera in a disappointed fashion.

POV: You briefly stopped scratching to take a sip of coffee.

Ukrainian Mountaineer and Combat Medic Who Saved Many Lives Dies in Battle Vlodymyr Vasylyshyn, 33, had signed up for a ski mountaineering competition on the day of his death.

"His greatest goal was Mount Manaslu in the Himalayas. He had plans to attempt Manaslu in 2022, but joined the army instead when Russia invaded Ukraine."

War steals futures. It kills dreams along with the dreamers.

Fuck Putin.

Slava Ukraini.

An empty auditorium with lots of seating in front of a stage. The screens on the stage show a projection of the lunar landscape.

Waiting for David Byrne to do a little song and dance for my amusement.

If we're going to play this game I suggest we ban all the yanks from OnlyFans.

The gall to say this when you lead a party whose vote is propped up by pensioners.

Interesting read!

We need an investigation into why so many former Lib Dems get radicalised.

Feel like it probably has something to do with seeing yourself as an outsider to the 'mainstream' parties and shifting your views to remain iconoclastic (in your mind at least) as the mainstream shifts.

I fear this may be my fault. I got too happy.

My pet theory is that part of the reason ChatGPT had such huge uptake is because the major players have spent years degrading the quality of their own search engines to the point where a product that recreates the speed at which you used to be able to find the same information seems revelatory.

a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse . Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .

Officially not the worst team in Premier League history, Matt Goodwin's not an MP, I go on holiday in 1 week and I'm seeing David Byrne on Monday.

Pretty content right now.

Probably reckons he could get a few points off Serena too.

I will never forgive Your Party members for failing to give 'The Many' slate the fewest seats.

It was right there, guys!

Many people.are saying this.

New podcast! Talking with @peterhhansen.bsky.social about how #mountaineering & #modernity emerged together & how the idea of the 'summit position' came to encompass concepts of sovereignty and empire from the #Alps to #Everest shorturl.at/oI5fh
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Can't wait for the ITV drama where Toby Jones plays Hoyle and we get to see him intercepting an accidental text while feeding his tortoise.

Reminding me of those early polls for Change UK that had them doing similar numbers.

There's a psephology thesis in 'Can any positive word in front of "UK" poll 7%'

Mine only makes noise to wake me up in the morning or if (God forbid) one of three people were to call me after 10pm with some kind of an emergency.

I would have destroyed it with a hammer if it binged every time I get a WhatsApp, which is how my parents operate 🤦

The orb hath returned and my spirit quickens. Praise be to the divine sky orb. May he ne'er forsake us again.

Recently visited my folks and their phones make noises. Unbearable.

Opening the door to Italy like...

Seeing yourself on screen is so important 🥰

Well if it's thematically consistent...

I must request that you stop putting on so many interesting talks. I'm never going to get any work done round the house if this carries on.

Brb, trying to acquire enough platinum to make a medal...

Do we think we can get #SyrupShaggers trending?

Ice bowls is far more stressful than I had anticipated.

A dog begging for food as a beef stew is served up in a kitchen.

The same dog licking gravy off a plate.

If she dreams of a doggy heaven, it's probably not unlike the experience of visiting my parents 😆