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Professional procrastinator. Author. Geek. He/Him. Pseudo-husband. Father to a little Smidge. THE SANGUINE DUSK, available now at all good online retailers, and ebook formats!

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Collage of two character artworks with text saying Commissions OPEN and a link under it saying thireaart.weebly.com/form

Collage of two character artworks with text saying Commissions OPEN and a link under it saying thireaart.weebly.com/form

I'm finally reopening my commissions after a year!
It's a smaller batch as I'm slowly easing back into it.

• Commission Form •

You can find all the information as well as the rough schedule under the link above in the form itself.
Shares are really appreciated, thank you so much ♥

28.02.2026 11:51 👍 167 🔁 68 💬 3 📌 0
T-Rex: Hello, glasses store? I've got you on speakerphone. I would like to buy some glasses!
T-Rex: And as for my prescription...

T-Rex: ...NONE!!

T-Rex: Hello, glasses store? I've got you on speakerphone. I would like to buy some glasses! T-Rex: And as for my prescription... T-Rex: ...NONE!!

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: This is gonna be great, Dromiceiomimus! I'm gonna be a GLASSES GUY. A guy who wears glasses!
Dromiceiomimus: But why?
T-Rex: Uh... STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE in CONVERSATIONS??

Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: This is gonna be great, Dromiceiomimus! I'm gonna be a GLASSES GUY. A guy who wears glasses! Dromiceiomimus: But why? T-Rex: Uh... STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE in CONVERSATIONS??

Utahraptor: You're gonna have to walk me through that one.
T-Rex: Happily!

T-Rex: You can take glasses off and clean them - buying you VALUABLE SECONDS to respond that non-glasses guys don't have! Plus, you can whip them off as a form of punctuation - and even point with them to REALLY underline what you're saying! This grants access to levels of rhetoric beyond my wildest dreams!!

Utahraptor: You're gonna have to walk me through that one. T-Rex: Happily! T-Rex: You can take glasses off and clean them - buying you VALUABLE SECONDS to respond that non-glasses guys don't have! Plus, you can whip them off as a form of punctuation - and even point with them to REALLY underline what you're saying! This grants access to levels of rhetoric beyond my wildest dreams!!

Off panel: You have pretty tame dreams.
T-Rex: Man, I know it! Everyone ELSE gets to dream of skydiving or whatever, and I'm always stuck dreaming of doing some menial task to no result!
T-Rex: Anyway, glasses!!

Off panel: You have pretty tame dreams. T-Rex: Man, I know it! Everyone ELSE gets to dream of skydiving or whatever, and I'm always stuck dreaming of doing some menial task to no result! T-Rex: Anyway, glasses!!

none of his friends mention how hard it'll be for him to get them on his face, but that's because they're all happy to help him whenever he wants. OH SNAP, WHOLESOME MOMENTS IN DINOSAUR COMICS!!

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

06.03.2026 13:18 👍 133 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 4

FACTS.

06.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even if the artist is satisfied with the apology, we shouldn’t just let Bungie get away with it. IIRC, that also the time when the mobile Pokemon TCG people stole art too. We can’t let that be something they can just make amends AND keep using the art. All about fucking over artists as usual.

06.03.2026 12:59 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

"We stole her stuff and used it without permission, blamed a mysterious unnamed former employee despite half the design team following Antireal on Twitter, settled out of court only because enough people kicked up a stink, and now we're buddies again! BTW give us money please." Nah, fuck off.

06.03.2026 11:48 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

So glad someone else said it.

06.03.2026 12:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Given the horrific microtransaction-filled shitshow that was Destiny 2, this is not surprising in the least.

06.03.2026 09:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hot take, but maybe we shouldn't praise Bungie for doing this purely because they got caught out. We all know if it hadn't caused a fuss they'd have gladly stolen Antireal's work without a care. This is damage control, and they should have done this from the start. Bungie can still eat shit IMHO.

06.03.2026 09:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh no she's hot

06.03.2026 05:44 👍 487 🔁 55 💬 9 📌 0

I know nobody ever sees these kinds of posts but remember that paying someone after stealing their art doesn't actually excuse the act of art theft and is a very good reason why nobody should buy that new Marathon game please use your heart as well as your eyes.

#marathon #bungie

05.03.2026 20:48 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Repost for the later crowd

05.03.2026 22:02 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And the fact they stole a large amount of the art assets.

05.03.2026 21:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Arc Raiders - Discord SDK Data Exposure Summary During gameplay of Arc Raiders, private Discord Direct Message (DM) conversations between two users were found being written in plaintext to a local game log file. Additionally, a full Discord...

So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...

05.03.2026 15:34 👍 929 🔁 530 💬 14 📌 61

So here's an interesting one

ARC Raiders is so poorly secured, and carelessly-written (or at least the Discord integration is, but boy oh boy vibe coding is rampant) that it is logging peoples' actual Discord DMs to a plaintext log file in the game's folder

If you play the game, probably uninstall

05.03.2026 18:15 👍 479 🔁 370 💬 9 📌 2
Transformers x X-Men Ultimate X-Panse figure, in a combat pose with pink energon blade effects in his wrists, against a white backdrop

Transformers x X-Men Ultimate X-Panse figure, in a combat pose with pink energon blade effects in his wrists, against a white backdrop

Got this bad boy from awesome human @natphoenix25.bsky.social, who sent him promptly and packed with far more care than Royal Mail could ever manage. So happy to have this guy, I missed out on getting him at launch. #Transformers

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marvel's Hallows' Eve, AKA Janine Godbe, in action figure form wielding a Transformers Matrix of Leadership from the Shattered Glass universe. It has a red energy effect on it, as if it had been opened and was emitting its powerful energies.

Marvel's Hallows' Eve, AKA Janine Godbe, in action figure form wielding a Transformers Matrix of Leadership from the Shattered Glass universe. It has a red energy effect on it, as if it had been opened and was emitting its powerful energies.

Oh boy, this can't be good...
#Marvel #Transformers #ToyPhotography

05.03.2026 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

05.03.2026 02:44 👍 4465 🔁 3098 💬 35 📌 28
Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."

Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."

05.03.2026 07:09 👍 636 🔁 69 💬 9 📌 3

I have nevwr been in the Navy, yet I have been at the controls of a live, in-service, fully functional, British nuclear submarine. It was HMS Superb, if I recall.

05.03.2026 06:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes, they're pulling back on Copilot for that reason. About damn time.

04.03.2026 18:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

04.03.2026 13:56 👍 3207 🔁 2018 💬 84 📌 226
Pencil sketch of a large mech inspired by a feline hunter. Uses large claws to tear and shred armor and components, thrusters in the hips for rapid pounces, blinders on the back to distupt sensors, and a pair of machinecannons on the head

Pencil sketch of a large mech inspired by a feline hunter. Uses large claws to tear and shred armor and components, thrusters in the hips for rapid pounces, blinders on the back to distupt sensors, and a pair of machinecannons on the head

Giant murder cat mecha

04.03.2026 18:50 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

04.03.2026 13:28 👍 5991 🔁 1500 💬 99 📌 46

Babylon 5 is goddamn amazing.

04.03.2026 08:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"we should listen to their genuine concerns" the morons say.

No we don't. We don't have to listen to Nazis.

04.03.2026 08:17 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1

It's okay, Enterprise is very forgettable.

04.03.2026 08:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bots for sale

Sky shadow £30
Energon jetfire £40 complete with gun but missing missile
Movie sideswipe and jolt £10 for both
Rid sideburn £30
Lg double cross £20
Sureshot £20

04.03.2026 07:41 👍 31 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0

I'd rather go full Event Horizon and pull my own eyes out.

04.03.2026 00:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely loving their designs!

03.03.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Zack Polanski speaking in front of a Progress flag.

Zack Polanski speaking in front of a Progress flag.

Great to hear @zackpolanski.bsky.social speaking at an event to launch @transactualuk.bsky.social’s Trans Lives report. When he talks about inclusion and solidarity he really means it.

This is important for everyone. We all need to support each other.

03.03.2026 20:04 👍 486 🔁 112 💬 7 📌 1