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12.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god this is gonna be a mess

12.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My kids woke up this morning, after a 75 degree evening spent playing with a water table, desperate to go outside and continue the fun. Which I ruined for them by showing them the cold rain.

It’s just annoying that *I* am the bad guy in this situation.

12.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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@beckyhammer.bsky.social said this yesterday and it was stuck in my head

12.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You know where to find me! port-city-shirts.printify.me/product/2729...

12.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m open to suggestions! But there’s also this as-is if you want it. port-city-shirts.printify.me/product/2729...

12.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’ll do it 100%

12.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting the first day with my kid healthy enough to be back at daycare with an email that’s nine whole paragraphs of suggestions makes me want to go get him out of school and do the sick day thing again.

11.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You loved Glee, get ready for Glee 2: Civic Action

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll also gladly make this a supply-side threat: get a performance space or my improv team will start doing β€œflash mobs” in the target parking lot

10.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

100%. In a just world the KC will come back to its standard, but there are so many orgs here worth the space. And a few metro stops in the city that could sustain it…

10.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I also fully recognize that Strathmore *is* metro accessible. It’s just about options.)

10.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I’m contracting with one of the orgs that’s scrambling for space post KC, and while Alexandria is not as perfectly centrally located, getting a high quality performance hall on the Blue/Yellow line would be a game changer.

Strathmore is great, but the fall off from the VA audience is hard.

10.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard agree

10.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s certainly handy! I’ll dig deeper. I’d love to know if the reviews hold up to lived experiences.

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the solar panel chatter has me thinking about an old question: Any recommendations for anything that isn’t a full-on solar roof but could help you charge a few devices?

I had something like this once that was supposed to support a cell phone, about 10 years ago, and it was a piece of junk.

09.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I woke the 4 early to help her crash out early. It worked today! Tomorrow it’s gonna be Ep. 5; Circadian Rhythm Strikes Back

09.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s my *goal* so I’ll get half this lol:

1. Basil, rosemary, and green onion
2. Marigolds or some other bright flower for Nora, and expanding my succulents
3. Strawberries, peppers, tomatoes

08.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent a warm and comfortable 90 minutes outside building my new planter!

Which was the exact length of time as my stomach-sick son’s nap and now he’s back up demanding graham crackers again and maybe I should have just gamed instead.

08.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which, as per @weirdlilctydweller.bsky.social, is a very valid fear

08.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is a whale if not an organic submarine, which I do know bothers you because of the whole Titan thing

08.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

08.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god πŸ˜…

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We loved Bombay Canteen! So good

07.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we certain he didn’t do it?

06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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We once had a mama raccoon move her babies in somewhere nearby, during the pandemic. The baby loved climbing between our patio and screen door:

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly on brand. Nearly copyright infringement.

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not to make light of something that's serious and important, but for the record here's another "Alexandria is Parks & Rec" entry:

05.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have too many professional opinions and too many unprofessional feelings about this.

04.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Without naming names, we absolutely have a Pawnee Journal and a Pawnee Sun

03.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0