mmmm, that's a tough one, but of all them id have to say that hammer is my favourite kind of sledge.
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mmmm, that's a tough one, but of all them id have to say that hammer is my favourite kind of sledge.
"elsi, isn't it shameful essing dees for em?"
uhhh, i sleep fine at night knowing i didn't curse the world with fone trees, thanks.
i love all trees (except fone trees), but after spending so much of the winter with the showers, i'm pretty keen on the season of the growers.
GOOD. i'm all for someone saying, "ummm, actually..."
lookit those BUNS!
also, your post was flagged for "self harm" which is true-ish, but i feel others-harm would be more accurate. 🤭
the good lord has seen fit to make me waterproof membrane a bathroom and, while i was in the shower just now, my brain was practising on my own set up at home and i'm like...
have we created a monster? renovatrix?
mid march, but yea.
dum slut @devildaydreams.bsky.social says to me, "know the one musical i associate with you?"
the first five i listed were wrong answers.
oh shoot, i saw it yesterday afternoon and i was like, good for them sad for me, but that you caught it two hours in and it was gone gives me an even more bigger GOOD FOR THEM!
listen to me n listen good: i am here with you. you are not alone.
i also had to pause when i saw him on that motorcycle.
also duh, we gonna be there, but also,
dangit bobby!
me watching Pitt2:3,
uhhh so we gonna start with SORRY, RECENT SAW A-S-L
nope, okay bad asl terp.
hire this nerd nightmare for your next pitt viewing!
when were you gonna tell me we're getting vegas marriaged?!
FAHHC.
typical!
tech sales conference in town this week, btw.
am i gonna find out that arms wide open is like matchbox twenty's closing time? cuz i'll be cussing if that's true. we can't have every pop anthem be breeder bangers.
uhoh! had a booking mix-up, someone doesn't know the days of the week!
if you wanted to hang out this afternoon... maybe this evening? i'm around.
tryst.link/escort/elsi
hail satan!! 🥰
ugh, life is being delightful. someone should be spanked about it.
she's one of me go-tos.
ruin her. she'll thank you.
@pearlmania500.bsky.social where's my shirt about being a fuckin bitch, alex. don't tease that. i got needs, son.
what we doin these days? is it kissing babes?
tryst.link/escort/elsi
it's wild to think i'm still a virgin.
mmmm i could take a booking this weekend, actually.. if someone wanted to get on my dance card.
it's sunny, i'm feeling it. find me at tryst.link/escort/elsi
more like elevated fart-rate.
when i'm buying notebooks and/or pens, i remind myself that if i don't, my diagnosis will lapse and i will no longer be eligible for stimulant medications. this is a medically necessary expense.
me in my garage tending to the means of production
me in my physical library, tending to the know-hows
panel me, cap'n!
