Kelli Not Kelly ☮️

I’s tired. Omg

Me and my best friend can run our damn mouths, omg

We can be on the phone for 10-12 hours, talking the entireeee time

I will knock all this shit over …please just not this year. It’s already been a ride.

1. Robert Redford
2. Robert Reiner
3. Robert Duvall
4. Robert Carradine

Mr. De Niro, please stay safe.

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Getting random serenades via video from your fiance in the middle of the day is a top tier experience. 10/10 recommend.

Leonard Nimoy

Leonard Nimoy

#MenWithCats
and dogs too

Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/videos/26967...

Judging other people's problems... YouTube video by Kelli Green

youtu.be/itW1JlU-QfI?...

We Listen & We Judge 😬 #RedditReactions #AITAH

We need community because no one should be biking anywhere in the side of a dark af highway in dense fog 😩 I’m probably dramatic but I my mom passed these bikers and I thought …geesh.

Poor Romy. I can not imagine💔

This is sick. That man is fucking sick

A clear difference between here and the artist formally known as Twitter. What a cesspool over there some days.

RIP Rob Reiner. And wife Michele. Heartbreaking.

I’m heart broken… RIP Rob Reiner

It’s crazyyyyy seeing people who cried over one homicide of a public figure , delighting owner one of another…y’all wanted people to lose their jobs for not saying homie was a hero but a man who also dedicated his time to what he believed in AND created art we’ve enjoyed for decades is a joke. 🫠

Not sure exactly, but I meant to add the title and artist:

MELTY-GO-ROUND
(HARAJUKU GIRL)
Sebastian Masuda (B. 1970)
Made in 2015 💖

Now that sounds gooood

I made zucchini latkes and we put lox on them :3 extremely decadent (and I make a great latke)

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Just went to my first spa and omg 🧖🏾‍♀️how can I go back. The hot stones , child!

We really be like: kids brains aren’t developed so their thought process doesn’t always work correctly.

& then proceed to charge them as adults because *checks notes* “they know better.”

But…we know there’s a difference between knowledge and wisdom/application…and still.

Idk bro. I’m confused.

It will never not be baffling to me that even AFTER getting his member chopped off , Mr. Bobbitt continued to rack up abuse and assault charges against new partners. Some people really don’t learn sh*t and don’t want to learn sh*t, huh?

Wake me up when September ends fr. This month is eating me alive.

Saying goodbye to one of the most beautiful people to walk this Earth is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.

I just know his mama is pissed

Adulting skill level: Avoiding saying,”nice” when the number “69” appears in work settings.

I’m so happy I don’t say sh*t that I’m ashamed to say, because I do believe in being able to vent in private, but baby if it’s somehow publicized I’ma stand on it 🤷🏽‍♀️

Bro idk who raised some of y’all lil humans out here , but im about ready to lose it. I need answers for why y’all are like this.

This is a bit of a sudden thing to post, but what happened to Celeste was horrifying. D4vd groomed this teenager for years, murdered her, and was on tour while she was missing for months, and it’s even more disturbing part is how open a lot of this was while his fans shielded him. (+)

Coveting, adultery, bearing false witness…people be breaking commandments like wishbones and forgiving the wackest of wack stuff all day...but let a person be even assumed to be LGBTQ and they lose their marbles.

I will never understand why that particular “sin” gets to them sooo heated.