Shae Revolutions

magic card argothian enchantress

my girlfriend and I are in

are 0/1's allowed?

Twitter draft screenshot "sir, permission to leave the queer space" "for what purpose Master Chief" "to give the covenant back their straight boyfriend" image of the halo 2 bomb scene with "he, sorry I mean she" typed across the explosion

imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head

"the red one 🙄"

I havnt drafted with it yet but I was pretty underwhelmed after doing two sealed events. what am I missing? am I getting too caught up in max speed feeling slow and underpowered?

the official release of Naruto was a crime

highly recommend a filler list lol

it sucks and it's not fair and you deserve so much more than this. we all do. the only way out is through and the only way through is together.

I'm really sorry, you're definitely not the only one. Hope you're managing ok 💚

I’m using this as an exercise to do something I have trouble with: getting mad.

I don’t want to hear that it may not be enforceable! I don’t want assurance that I’m valid!

I want you to yell with me about how this sucks! How it’s unfair! How it’s cruel to put us through this!!

all your cards are spells, that you cast using mana (except lands which generate mana that you need to cast spells(

198 tokens on the field after all the ripple triggers were done lol

current Hare Apparent count is 26, just need 4 more!

magic card thrumming stone "spells you control have ripple 4"

magic card Hare Apparent "when this creature enters create a number of 1/1 rabbit tokens equal to the number of other creatures you control named Hare Apparent"

finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high

unfortunately I don't post much anywhere anymore, I'm retired

idk what I did wrong, to get like this, everyone else seems to get prettier over time

could ffs fix me? idk, maybe. what scares me is that I will wake up fully healed from surgery one day and realize i still hate the way I look and always will

I dont remember the last time I felt pretty

I havnt taken a picture of myself I liked in almost a year

the best I get is "I look ok" which will last 2 hours tops before the feeling is shattered

remembering times I felt pretty is like that was a different person

every compliment feels like a lie

hilarious that right when every cis person got the memo to not use the word transsexual we started using it for ourselves again, iconic

I'm gonna start gaslighting them that it was always ok just for kicks. can't let em get too comfortable

hahahahahahaha amazing

is simic landfall *good* in standard? no not really

does it occasionally let you get unbelievably silly with the mossborn hydra? yes

is losing 80% of games worth occasionally popping off with a 2048/2048 hydra? yes absolutely holy shit dude do you see how big that thing is it's fuckin HUGE

the plush

"before this plush: loser, lame, didn't get any girls. after this plush: chick magnets, hot and sexy, confident. his name is Hank, he is my slayboss. he is the most yass thing I own currently"

was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint

you know I'm something of a skilled penis woman myself

i did tweet that but I'm pretty sure I heard it from @autoanon.bsky.social

gettin warhammered baby

happy birfday

my cats biting each other

me when I fucking get you

I thought too hard about dandadan and now I'm crying