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Heracross in a flower field πŸƒ

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1322 πŸ” 592 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

a kinda libertarian free speech and privacy angle could do it depending on your reps’ views. i don’t want the government in my business, don’t want big brother spying on me, etc

08.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🩷 Ιͺα΄›'ꜱ κœ±α΄œα΄˜α΄‡Κ€ α΄‡κœ°κœ°α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ! 🩷

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 11377 πŸ” 3190 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 43
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28.01.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

celebrity e1 fucking sucks man. absolutely terrible. anyway e1 is a pretty fun show people can listen to instead of this unspecified show im knocking. just dig through the archives for a title or idea that sounds entertaining and have fun

07.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who am I kidding, had to do the set

06.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 7231 πŸ” 1825 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 8
pokemon screenshot of miltanks in a grassy field. amuro and char fighting have been photoshopped into the picture

pokemon screenshot of miltanks in a grassy field. amuro and char fighting have been photoshopped into the picture

i got up from my nap in a sweat to make this

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

censoring the name and not mentioning the celeb because i don’t want to start shit but good lord

07.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m really glad this wasn’t directly recommended to me because i’d need to question some things
finding out a show is a spinoff of a celeb-headed β€œpodc@st pil0t proje<t” which seems to be a shitty ad-laden knockoff of E1 where you can hear gambling ads?
trying to give it a chance tho

07.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

trying out a new podcast i heard recommended and getting instantly flash banged by an ad for nicotine pouches.. oof

07.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like just using gooner as an insult without any thought as to its meaning. oh you draw? fuckin gooner. etc

06.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

think he’s just mad about artists some more. he really hates that some people on here like to draw stuff

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

in case he leave it at home on accident that day

06.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*type of slip package delivery companies put on your door* Unable to RT Your Post
REASON: Display name a little too out there
Another attempt will be made:
βœ… if I see your post again later

25.07.2023 16:55 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we live in a society type shit

06.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like most of the time they just report it and go yeah ok here’s what the press secretary or whoever said thanks byyyeeee no further thoughts heeere. but also sometimes they do get in weird spats where an official freaks out like a toddler

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it is fun when sometimes they do push back and just get deranged β€œhow dare you question us. you scum. you fool. do you hate america” type responses

06.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œwhen he said unconditional surrender he actually just meant when he decides we’re done. btw. unconditional surrender is when you think the enemy is probably cooked even if they haven’t surrendered and are still fighting. just fyi. obviously. you’re stupid for not knowing that”

06.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god i love when other US government officials go β€œok when the president said this really clear thing he actually meant something totally different. this is what those words actually mean somehow” it’s so cool

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

walking over to catch the 39 already gets you almost all the way to the aramingo wawa but i think it’s funny to elide that fact and make them go on a quest. this is good i think

06.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5771 πŸ” 1637 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 12

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

06.03.2026 09:59 πŸ‘ 6987 πŸ” 2055 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 12
an illustration featuring the starters of the recently announced pokemon winds and waves.

an illustration featuring the starters of the recently announced pokemon winds and waves.

the littlest dudes ever
#pokemon #art

01.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 3659 πŸ” 1055 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

i think new yorkers should be forced to experience spring garden station and then take the 25 to the aramingo wawa (one of the most cursed in history) (25 has to be on a detour to do this) (can’t remember if that wawa closed recently)

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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you can sum up Philadelphia's infrastructure pretty tidily by just pointing out that this person didn't throw away their BIG HOLE sign because they knew they'd need it again

l: May 2024
r: March 2026

06.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

intercity bus is also cheaper than either of these options + often takes (way) less time

i’m so fascinated by the specificity of the wawa they chose. why that one …

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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エックス&ゼロ

24.02.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's HE doing here?

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Three tuxedo cats are snuggled up together on a cream blanket

Three tuxedo cats are snuggled up together on a cream blanket

Everything is…you know. But here is a vortex of little guys.

01.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 304 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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red

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0