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Shouldn’t the byline here be The Onion? Be so for f*cking real right now. This timeline blows and no one can stop him.

Just got my nose pierced. On a complete whim. No planning no thought. Not even the desire for said nose sparkle stud. Just bored on a Thursday. Now the game begins… how long until someone notices?

Pre wedding, there’s not enough relationship development in the Sound of Music. Maria and Georg doesn’t make any sense to me AT ALL. This is a case of I HORMONE YOU. That tends to not work out. Well let’s see what the nazis bring to the mix. #reelreviews

The Midwest is crazy right now.

Waiting to get dumped on for having a classic white girl dvd collection…. I’m just saying it’s a solid white girl starter pack

18 was home sick & decided that the DVDs needed a glow up.

Well, they said “it’s for CEO Chris” and for sure it had “special sauce on it” It might have looked great but I’d rather it look like shit and NOT have special sauce

So, everyone is upset that the McD CEO’s performance was strained. That was TOO BE EXPECTED. A man in a sweater over a button up does not eat at McD. I’m more pissed he couldn’t find a way to be in restaurant for this. And be with the people. Luigi got all these CEOs scared. That tray though. 💀

@oldsoulprose.bsky.social should I finally give in? I’ve never seen any of the Magic Mike movies

But we need it….. look at it

This apocalypse feels poorly organized.

That’s a beautiful sight

Every time someone posts a skircle without me in it, I say dodged a bullet.

Have you met white American men?

Awe 🥰😍

I want to say, I too have those baskets and yes the handle breaks off just the same. Oh yeah and f that c

I will not apologize for thinking 1991 was Julia Robert’s banger year. She had Sleeping with the Enemy, Dying Young and Hook. The trifecta of perfection.

Woke up 1000% depressed

We will not recover as a country from this shit while I’m alive.

So I’m sad and so pissed off. Did the founders not consider if all 3 branches of government were bought and paid for by the same BS? Yeah they did. Declaration of Independence

Mountains northwest of Horse Creek Wyoming.

Tie City entrance in Medicine Bowl National Forest, Wyoming.

Pinball Trail in Curt Gowdy State Park, Wyoming.

Aspens in Curt Gowdy State Park, Wyoming.

The cool thing about Wyoming is how quickly you can disappear into the wilderness when you need to.

Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson came on and I realized I have dance mom PTSD from this song… pretty sure Ash had 800 dances to this son in her 11 years of dancing. Make it stop. #trauma #dancemom

Taught myself to knit. Only straight lines and in hideous colors. 11 years of dance competitions.

Announcing my retirement from dance mom life. I’d say it’s been fun, but no. It’s been an absolute shit show. That show is no lie. Exaggerated, but real. Them bitches be crazy. Tomorrow I’m just a spectator. #NPC #AFK #DanceMom

Nope! I wondered if it was Lawrenceville, GA!

Geology store? Tell me where!!!! 🤤😍

I know I’m being bad commenting on ladies bodies but EW. This is not healthy

And like this… like let the diabetics have these drugs

Wait…. Miley Cyrus stuns in new ad? No it’s gross or is it me

Omg, I LOVE DOG. I say you give it a try!

I think I’m switching from my Betty Heslop phase to my Deidre Chambers phase and high points to you IYKYK☀️💐Thinking about burning the backyard down just to alert my neighbors 🍹🎉

SUPREMELY UNPOPULAR OPINION

Top Channing Tatum films:

1) Dog
2) The Lost City
3) Lucky Logan
4) Jupiter Ascending

BUT I STAND BY IT

Awe thanks . And thanks for engaging. Strength and survival is all most of us have. Whats the alternative? Omg dont answer that