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06.03.2026 13:42
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Bad Kristi Noem is gone, everything is going to be alright.
Oh
Shit
Don’t let the mainstream media try and convince you that the United States is bombing Iran
Trump is a vain idiot who has never shown a modicum of understanding, but blowing every one of his health problems out of proportion is not helping.
As someone who lived through the 2000’s as an American, I think it might be not great to invoke the Bible when bombing an Islamic nation.
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oh shit I just added 3 pts to the likelihood that this turns out poorly
“Ut oh, the Republicans have war boners again.”
“What if Operation 48 Hours of Bombing ends and the Iranian regime survives”
“Haha shut up fag, sorry we killed your friend the ayatollah”
Even if we’re not doing 2003 over again, we’re still in 2003.
Thoughts on Platner aside, what a weird thing to say to a U.S. war veteran who fought in Ramadi and Fallujah.
Trump yelling at lawnmower kid.
“I killed Khamenei, he was the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla.”
Breaking: Kid Rock scheduled to perform at the Iran War Halftime Show.
What a wild fucking night for the artificial intelligence industry.
Secretary of state Marco Rubio tweeting: “Today I designated Iran as a State Sponsor of Wrongful Detention. For decades the Iranian regime has cruelly detained innocent Americans and citizens of other nations to use as political leverage. Iran must end this abhorrent practice and immediately free all unjustly detained Americans.”
giving all my alien detainee habeas people a case of uncontrollable rage
Remember when chanting USA was a thing that drunk high schoolers did because it was an even mix of funny and obnoxious?
Wild that all the people who thought that Zelenskyy was disrespectful for not begging also think Kash Patel’s junket was just good government.
Maybe it’s because of the girls you know you molested.
Listening to an oral argument and two of the three judges have the sniffles. It’s unbearably annoying. I feel for them, but also stop snorting please.
2011 was 15 years ago.
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In 2011, you would have said, “1996 was 15 years ago.”
fuckin a
Elon was just trying to warn the girls that they were in danger.
This would have gotten 40+ likes on hellsite
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
This would have gotten 40+ likes on hellsite
Don Lemon is actually just a Don Limoncello without the alcohol.
i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait
TIL that about the 8th circuit. :|
Bovino is going to retire to Florida and then become the most miserable congressman since late 2024.
DO IT
lmaoooo
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
The full video of the shooting can be found here: bsky.app/profile/gian...
