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Bro. Greg the Wizard

@korakosrising

world-renowned post-modern mystic, and wizard of dubious repute. Bluesky's Favorite Freemason Proud resident of the Illinois Khanate. 32

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That's the cars Circuitlatory system

19.10.2025 00:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

please familiarize yourself with this whole website thank you kindly

07.09.2025 01:56 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

Posted two years ago, but somehow still current

10.08.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my β€œi am not involved in a conspiracy to cover up sexual abuse” banner hanging from the vice-president’s residence has a lot of people asking what the fuck is wrong with me

06.08.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 2
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Low key one of the worst anbuses of power ever? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

06.08.2025 21:58 πŸ‘ 4572 πŸ” 1573 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 222

Lumineers is close to the middle

06.08.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd argue that Stomp-Clap is a viable classification. The spectrum is probably something like Mumford to Of Monsters And Men. Imagine Dragons is mormon slop music.

06.08.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 18:38 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

A person so bigoted they were banned from Uber Eats continues to make personnel decisions about national security and military leadership.

31.07.2025 01:57 πŸ‘ 983 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 8

If they just shit on Mamdani you could rationalize it as a unique thing to him and his candidacy but the party leaders and consultants did the same thing with AOC and even with Obama and maybe it’s time we demand that they encourage candidates that turn out the youth vote instead of impeding them

29.06.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 1364 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 9
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The BBC has confirmed it won’t air its documentary on Gaza’s medics. I know some of the journalists involved and they’re absolutely excellent. This statement is mealy-mouthed; you can’t β€œboth sides” the facts on the ground of a genocide, and there’s a clear public interest in documenting those facts

20.06.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 663 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 25

β€œA deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

14.06.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 36774 πŸ” 10687 πŸ’¬ 366 πŸ“Œ 250

i feel like Loki was definitely trying to recapture the vibe somewhat, particularly the whole vaguely 70s retrofuturism

10.06.2025 20:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imo, Legion gets better with age because it's a window into an alternate timeline where instead of the current marvel slop, we got bold and meticulous works of art.

10.06.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI can go after him like Nixon?”

β€œWell, these are legitimβ€” Yes, exactly like President Nixon did, sir.”

05.06.2025 20:59 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any other brothers set the feet in photos, or is it just me? #freemason

05.06.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How about that

03.06.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I told you that there was a globe spanning organization that's existed for 300 years and is dedicated to combatting the social alienation facing young men while teaching them the values of tolerance, morality, mutual aid, and personal responsibility?

03.06.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's bleakly funny that "Is the Pope Catholic?" has gone from a euphemism for something being obvious, to a diagnostic question to figure out how insane someone is.

09.05.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the farmers market is truly a display of white het depravity. watching a gorgeous statuesque woman in an impeccable outfit dote on the greasiest burn out manchild that I've ever seen. Honey, free yourself.

04.05.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't consider myself a dude anymore, but I cannot deny that Dudes Rock.

04.05.2025 03:22 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

tanks being stuck in a sinkhole while surrounded by tens or maybe hundreds of thousands of protestors would be an image you would see every single day for the rest of the term

02.05.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5
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Dollar General is one of the best stock performers of Trump's first 100 days Analysts say a market rotation to defensive stocks and Dollar General's lower exposure to China tariffs have boosted the stock.

You don't really want to be leading a country where the most dynamic company after you instituted your policies is the discount store.
www.cnbc.com/2025/04/30/d...

02.05.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

They acted like she was doing it to humiliate me or something. I was absolutely baffled. Iirc they made her take the polish off my nails. A truly bizarre moment.

02.05.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When i was in high school, my girlfriend asked me if she could paint my toenails. I thought it was a weird request, but what the hell sure. This must have been my house, because this is the kind of thing my mom would encourage as a bit. Either way, her parents saw and got ludicrously mad at her.

02.05.2025 00:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was introduced to Mrs The Wizard by a couple with whom i had a truly awful hookup in college. We were supposed to be a one-night-stand but have been together for 8 years now

01.05.2025 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my closest friends is my ex-girlfriend from college. Mrs The Wizard is not crazy about this, but tolerates it.

01.05.2025 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where most people grew up being raised to believe in Jesus or whatever, I was raised by a conspiracy theorist, so I grew up believing that the Anunnaki bred humans to mine gold

01.05.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot go back to the UK because i am a known associate of a group of frequently arrested anti-fracking druids to whom i gave an impromptu speech during the summer solstice at stonehenge

01.05.2025 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0