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Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit. Fed up of both AI & the smug anti-AI purists

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Random local shopping pics

S France

06.03.2026 11:30 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

05.03.2026 20:32 👍 6906 🔁 1196 💬 90 📌 90

Sacrificing 5 red heifers? Wtaf

05.03.2026 14:56 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 1
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a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money . ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .
05.03.2026 14:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Live météo S France

Merdique (crappy)

05.03.2026 14:11 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Sigh

05.03.2026 10:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know but even so the state of them!

05.03.2026 10:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But does it have pockets?

05.03.2026 10:33 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s the best compliment I’ve had all year

05.03.2026 10:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Omg it appears I’ve brought 1/2 Calvin & Chonk to the gym with me

#HairyTrainers (you never know, this # may catch on)

05.03.2026 10:16 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

WTAF
I love walking around different areas in the city and smelling all the delicious cooking

05.03.2026 08:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Permanently bewildered

05.03.2026 08:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Purity

05.03.2026 08:34 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 1

But her laugh

05.03.2026 07:55 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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But Calvin was right there
I don’t understand

05.03.2026 07:16 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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Bonjour from the boys

05.03.2026 07:14 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lol

05.03.2026 06:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes!

04.03.2026 20:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

4 hours later and The Teenager has made it home

04.03.2026 20:34 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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This is the view that deters the burglars

Calvin on Neighbourhood Watch

04.03.2026 20:12 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 8 📌 0
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a clown in a pink and yellow polka dot costume is standing on a stage ALT: a clown in a pink and yellow polka dot costume is standing on a stage

🇺🇸 have revealed they do actually have a plan for new supreme leader of Iran

04.03.2026 18:46 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Cats being v good babysitters

It’s for me

I’m the baby

04.03.2026 18:32 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

You are so right

04.03.2026 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

V drôle!

04.03.2026 17:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im glued under a pile of cats

04.03.2026 17:40 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🤷‍♂️

04.03.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Train

04.03.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

FFS best I can find in the house is popcorn & low fat yoghurt

04.03.2026 17:15 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0

Apparently he’s in a bike garage near Toulouse (2 hours away) getting bike checked over before he rides home

Info coming to me via WhatsApp from OH who is also in a different part of France

Need cake

04.03.2026 16:50 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is holding a blue object in his hand ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a blue object in his hand

God I long for this level of boring

04.03.2026 16:47 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0