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Robert Gooch

@goochmonster

Into music, culture, science, critical thinking, biking, climbing, environmental health, food safety, being outdoors, anything wilderness, & all things >200 mph. Rehabbing from Meta after giving up "hate for greed". Tengo papeles. @foodsafetyapprovals.com

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Fits the MO of someone whose concept of a gas station is a golden toilet.

06.03.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That wine didn't age well

06.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess better late than never?

05.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile he's supposed to be serving us?

05.03.2026 04:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely not worth the salary we pay her.

05.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definition of ghetto.
But hey it's probably a free weekend with free omelette-bar at mar a lago

04.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want so much to go back to Texas!
Spent all my summers as a kid, and more over a lifetime, there.
My whole entire roots are from there.
I've been boycotting the State for a little over a decade because of their politics.
Really hoping things turn around...

04.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#johnnutile

04.03.2026 09:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank gawd us peasants are allowed to listen to music!

04.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue sky and high-clouds from 7k'

02.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on Texans!
I've boycotted the State the past decade due to Texas' political leadership & subsequent policies
All my family & relatives were Texans
Majority of my life I spent every summer (& more) there
I want to come back so bad but need things to turn around before I'll spend a dime there

02.03.2026 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've surely inherited genetic bone spurs

28.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's that costing the taxpayers?
The price of incompetence is never cheap.

27.02.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cold water Stat!

26.02.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't he mean Mar A Lago, instead of Minnesota, where kids were trafficked to Epstein?

26.02.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morning โ˜•๏ธ with the girls at TD Ranch.
#tdranch
#goochmonsterphotos

26.02.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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View of the Peaks and Sitgreaves from the Land.
#goochmonsterphotos

25.02.2026 22:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can he even spell hockey?

24.02.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This of your guy
#johnnutile

24.02.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His Smooth Criminal is way crazy!

24.02.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.02.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't fix STUPID

24.02.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a shame she's missing out on the real-journalist moment.
Probably should think about changing careers?

24.02.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Fuck Yeah"!...
Way to go USA Men's Hockey.

22.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Articulation from a 6yr old gives me hope that kids can turn things around.

21.02.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoiler Alert:
He also hates Peasants!

21.02.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Shitler Stamp kind of has a nice ring to it.

21.02.2026 15:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He can't even spell apology.

21.02.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0