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I saw the show in Belfast last night. If anyone out there is on the fence, it's fantastic and you'd be a fool to miss it.

@misterabk.bsky.social A wonderful standup show *and* back home at 9:15pm on a school night? Absolutely delightful.

Water For Elephants. Old guy tells his life story framing. At the end the person listens says "Let's get you home". I thought; if he says "I am home" I'm gonna lose my shit. Low and behold.

A very happy St Valentine's Day Massacre Day to all who celebrate.

I wonder if it's comic conceit
That keeps the poet's notes un-neat
A device reflecting his own mind
That bounces wonder into mine
Where a seed of inspiration hits
And on the way back home, I write him this

@robinince.bsky.social
The poet fumbles through his notes
For the poem that fits the anecdote
He started telling thirteen times
Searching through the lines of rhymes
And I find
Myself wondering why the contempt
For an organizer and table of contents?

That's going to make it very easy to pleasantly surprise yourself, then.

I will say that the largest lasting impact my orchidectomy has had is feeling quite left out of many popular idioms.

Looking forward to it! I haven't seen you in person since that abortion rights gig in the old student union with Josie Long and Mark Thomas.

People turning on idioms has devastating implications for my anti-acne cream targeting the big cat market.

See also; all the terrible films that use practical effects and are still terrible. I'll admit I do often love weird props and set dressings that wouldn't make any sense out of context, though, even from bad films.

I was worried seeing Will playing finger style initially. When I woke up this morning he had wisely switched to using a pick. You could have the calluses like tortoise shell and 24 hours of that would still shred your fingers.

It seems they've taken a Dualistic interpretation to the famous "what *is* a mince pie?" question. Thankfully they didn't take it to the logical conclusion of only providing empty pie casings.

Motorhead

Kanda Bongo Man

Murcof

Fu Manchu

Primus

Pedantic comment in a misguided attempt to be funny at the comic.

Not just the gold ones. There's got to be a few grand worth of parts in every desperate human just trying to live outside of never-ending terror we could monetize.

But with a 54 seat capacity, this implies 35.1 tickets have been sold. Do they have to leave 6 minutes in?

The moral is "Carrying dead weight might be a burden, sure, but what the fuck else were you doing?". I think.

The phrase is crying out for an adjective IMO

I can absolutely sympathise with the idea that it has been so stripped of everything that made it worthwhile it isn't worth fighting for. I can't help but wonder if we'd say the same of the NHS when they've broken that down enough as well, though.

I think"AI Artist" is an oxymoron but if you come across... "Prompters"(?) this is how they see themselves quite often. Some of the BTS scenes here are obviously designed to mislead. The script sounds like it was written by AI as well, which may explain the inaccuracies.

"Just teach them to attack and place them near the children" -Ethical Advisor

I suppose Animal is possibly one of the easiest to manufacture? As a design, he's not got a lot going on.

Depends on the party, surely

I am rewatching the menu. I used to be a line cook. Anyone who hasn't tried to kill an asshole customer (slowly) with butter and/or salt is lying. Even as a pizza chef. Enjoy your extra cheese and lifetime of statins. Cunt.

It's maybe a lack of room for innovation? GTA became something much bigger, and more varied. Machinarium was innovative in the space by becoming more focused and smaller in gameplay scope. Was there anywhere to go other than 'better' puzzles and stories, without altering what the genre really is?

I think there was a bit of a drought in the genre in the mainstream after Grim Fandango and when the big names did release games after that, we got Escape from Monkey Island and Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon. Neither truly *bad* games, but not good enough compared to the earlier work.

I think you're putting too much faith in Tesco's ability to spell Tesco, personally.

It's not what is being said so much as the absence of anything said against it. Someone in Parliament should be furious but there's nobody there.

What you want is a proper 3-2-1 backup strategy. The issue was always that Leonardo only thought to paint one Mona Lisa.