heh, yeah, i’ve had The Surgery* and, heh, yeah it makes me way more valid than any of you poser john come lately fuckers. Triggered, much????
*glomus lesion excison
the childlike sleep paralysis hallucination that loudly ran into my room last night and was holding onto my leg: 1
nora: 0
the childlike sleep paralysis hallucination that loudly ran into my room last night and was holding onto my leg: 1
nora: 0
here’s to hoping the nanobots fry his brain
you can take the girl out of oregon but part of her is always trapped in the high desert
visceral oregon memories
just a hint of reptilian
it’s actually beautiful that i blink slightly asynchronously when i’m really tired
It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️
oh no i got high and am now interpreting my phone as a space!! and it happens to look like the view from a friends dark carpeted living room into the bright kitchen right before your parents came to pick you up but also have dinner in their formal dining room
i could never post another photo of myself on the internet and be fine, i think
monster hunter wilds was kinda a wet fart wasn’t it
this is so stupid i'm laughing
i will hold my tongue
god it’s so true
uhh, yes, definitely, totally
maaaaan, that’s enough ok
once again
that internet poster you’re obsessing over? you’re overblowing it. learn to see some nuance, and just chill out.
oh? what’s that? the internet poster *I* am obsessing over? they are not only Wrong they are Evil and deserve to DIE
that internet poster you’re obsessing over? you’re overblowing it. learn to see some nuance, and just chill out.
oh? what’s that? the internet poster *I* am obsessing over? they are not only Wrong they are Evil and deserve to DIE
i didn’t quite realize it til he was gone, but it’s clear my mom did her best to raise my brothers and i to be like him. and every day I try
through me you know the man my uncle was and that is a gift i am blessed to share
crab
crab by nora
You teach a man to grow balloons out of the ground with a witching stick and all of a sudden he starts calling himself Harvey Potter
I asked Barack Obama to perform a green heron call, and this is what happened:
<image of obama looking out the window of the nyt building>
i knowwww
*pelagic and benthic
i have probably spent a grand total of like 12 hours with you irl over the course of a single long weekend and I know that a.) that stuff is great and b.) your house also has like a lot (like A LOT) of pelagic benthic biota scuttling around
very compelling when your metaphorical house is full of cool ass shit
nothing like a 47 degree day in february to make your seasonal depression immediately apparent
