Mari🎭

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

WOKE SOFTWARE LICENSE Version 1, :3 Do whatever the fuck you want as long as you're woke. Basically the AGPL license but only when you're woke. None of us are free until all of us are free, the same goes for software.

finally a normal software license that definitely holds up really well

These days I like to post about things like chess games and books and my garden; things that make me happy. But I really do feel the need to speak on this briefly, because there are these horribly serious accusations and insults that get thrown around every time Homestuck comes up. It's not trivial.

Man, I’ve been illegally profiting off Homestuck re-uploads for years by posting them to PornHub and lawyers haven’t once told me to denounce Sara Z for slandering Andrew Hussie by publishing his own words, in full, in the context within which he said them.

Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory

Some of these claims seem like blatantly untrue...

It's just another third party app on Discord that uses the regular API that only really exposes the message that the command was run on, no different from the likes of EsmBot.

These can be disabled using the "external apps" server permission.

sometimes i do more than just say things

Silver Age Superman plot: "That dastardly Lex Luthor is up to no good again! He's trying to put a chemical in the water supply that makes me invisible to the people of Metropolis!"

The Jimmy Olsen, Superman's Pal subplot:

the revolutionary new girls love button on the switch 2 controller will cause peach and daisy to make out whenever pressed

I have never been more happy to be wrong in my life.

but also I'm right anyway so win win.

SAMUS SCANNING ALIEN ARTIFACTS IN METROID PRIME 4

I am so going to make Rokkenjima in Tomodachi Life 2 you wouldn't even believe it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

wish me luck bros, got a 2 part bingo ready for the week.

ALL REFERENCES to WHEN THEY CRY found in the SILENT HILL F TRAILER!

y'know I was convinced that a 2nd Trump term would mean the return of the unfunniest jokes ever but Baby Face Vance and Fell For It Again are pretty hard hitters for the 1st couple of months.

The contents of the LICENSE file. The header states that it's the "GSU GENEROUS STINGY LICENSE", copyright of "Stingy Software Foundation, Inc." with the following license text: "It all belongs to me! Everything that I see! North, South, East and West! I caress it, 'cause I possess it. I'm Stingy, and it's mine!"

some account named "StingyFromLazyTown" just forked my personal site's github repo and made a single commit that added a license file containing this???????

I think the greatest, most impactful thing a story can do is utterly ruin a certain span of time for anyone who's a fan. a date, holiday, a month, a whole year, whatever. when that time comes, an entire fandom fucking activates a super brainrot never before seen.

why did Mario get into the Twitter server room and bust the fucking place up. what did Elon do to him.

Earthbound Ness and Paula's wedding.

"if you do the fuzzy pickles thing at our wedding, I'm going to smack you."

You see the way that he skrts the whip out the traphouse?

An illustration from an iPod ad which shows a silhouette of a man in front of a blue background while using an iPod and wearing earphones.

An illustration from an iPod ad which shows a silhouette of a man in front of a green background while using an iPod and wearing earphones.

My name is Jobs I made the iPod It was difficult to put the tunes together But unfortunately, something went so wrong And now I can't do anything, but listen to this stupid song My name is Jobs

An illustration from an iPod ad which shows a silhouette of a woman in front of an orange background while using an iPod and wearing earphones.

three cartoon characters are standing next to each other with one holding a piece of sugar ALT: three cartoon characters are standing next to each other with one holding a piece of sugar

KINO...
SOUL...
AND EVERYTHING RAW.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE PEAKEST LITTLE FICTION.

BUT PROFESSOR MAKER ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE MEDIA/CONTENT...

CHEMICAL S€X.

BABY THEORY: My Mom DOESN'T Disappear When She Covers Her Herself With Her Hands?!?

smash bros if they had any fucking clue what they were doing while making sonic #ssbu

ask ChatGPT. you can just ask Gemini. you can ask Copilot on Windows. just talk to Claude. Perplexity probably has an answer. dude Meta can tell you. Poe could solve that. Grok knows it. you can find out with Grok. you can ask Grok and find out. talk to Grok right now. go to Grok. dive into Grok.