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Christopher Titus

@titusnation

Comedian, writer, fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent. CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com

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Heads are going to explode πŸ’₯

Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.

All that β€œimmigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3

04.02.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 20494 πŸ” 9858 πŸ’¬ 704 πŸ“Œ 651

Trump and his poop plane is probably one of the most childish, asshole-ish, clown, dipshit moves this pillow fisted, rapist, pedo has ever pulled.

20.10.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 2

It will be now. On it.

20.10.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 13728 πŸ” 4151 πŸ’¬ 400 πŸ“Œ 316

BREAKING: RFK says β€œwho’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.

09.10.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

We have lost our minds.

09.10.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.

09.10.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
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Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

09.10.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 22450 πŸ” 5209 πŸ’¬ 689 πŸ“Œ 212

Everything is fine…..

09.10.2025 07:04 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Where the fuck are 1800 people?

23.09.2025 20:20 πŸ‘ 224 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.

23.08.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hey! Governor DeSantus:

23.08.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 1753 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 16

Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.

23.08.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

23.08.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Support Rocky's Road to Recovery, organized by LaPorte Family On the morning of 8/3 Rocky was involved in a serious car accident that resulted in hi… LaPorte Family needs your support for Support Rocky's Road to Recovery

Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0

11.08.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.

01.08.2025 20:47 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, flat earth morons!

01.08.2025 20:42 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Over on day one.

29.07.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.

26.07.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 712 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 13

I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.

19.07.2025 09:47 πŸ‘ 9318 πŸ” 2007 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 74
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Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

19.07.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown offβ€”now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

19.07.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 17737 πŸ” 8362 πŸ’¬ 2218 πŸ“Œ 1273
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Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report "My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.

This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...

14.07.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like β€œyou can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.

12.07.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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Trump’s a Russian asset.

06.07.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update
TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update YouTube video by christophertitustv

youtu.be/qcsUuapVTNY?...

27.06.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship.
Pass it on.
Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen.
Pass it on
Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant.
Pass it on

27.06.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 289 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

I do not get it…are rich people struggling?

27.06.2025 05:16 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 1
TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!! | Armageddon Update
TRUMP'S FAST & FURIOUS F-UP!!! | Armageddon Update YouTube video by christophertitustv

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UafA... Courtesy of @titusnation.bsky.social

20.06.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0