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In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

holy fuckin shit lmao

a supply chain attack perpetrated by a prompt injection in a github ISSUE TITLE

eh. coding agents? what could go wrong

I love talking with our legal team about contracts and risk and stuff. I get to learn all sorts of interesting jargon and concepts, and they are great allies for almost anything Cybersecurity needs to do. Seriously "brother from another mother" territory.

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Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

NEW: Clemency for Tina Peters would be unprecedented, based on my analysis of Gov Polis' 25 commutations. Peters hasn't shown remorse, taken accountability, or sought to restore harm. No Polis commutation was for a harsh sentence alone and Peters' would be the shortest by 30+ yrs

a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from a movie . ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is sitting on a rock with a quote from a movie .

How I arrived on Bluesky

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

*taps sign*

I would also nominate the Steelers, 100% this dude would down Iron City's all through the off season.

The conservationists do their best to document, but it's worth thinking for a minute how FEW people in the country intersect with history, materials, and techniques like this.

Restoring a Bald Eagle When Its Feathers Are Illegal YouTube video by Adam Savage’s Tested

I know this video isn't about CT or nation-state intelligence, but to really show people how esoteric and specialized knowledge can be, I've loved these videos with Adam Savage in the NPS Museum Conservation Lab - youtu.be/ZQv9Knuj2Tk

I regret to inform you that the Secretary of Defense is an idiot

One thing to add: Democrats really shouldn’t fear to be anti-ICE. It’s specific, unlike “defund the police.”

If asked, say “Of course I support enforcing the law. ICE isn’t doing that. They’re breaking laws—really important laws, like the Bill of Rights—not enforcing them, which why I oppose ICE.”

Eight years and still the most concise and vital moral compass, from @ellipsis.bsky.social.

Sliding into Wednesday like

The Supreme Court has finally announced that Donald Trump’s stupid, illegal tariffs were, in fact, stupid and illegal. Now every company in America is lining up to get a big fat tariff refund from the federal government. But who actually paid those tariffs? YOU did, because America’s big retailers marked everything up. So shouldn’t YOU get the refund? Not a bunch of corporate dipshits and douchebags? Cards Against Humanity thinks so. That’s why we are giving 100% of our tariff refund back to all of you, our customers. Sign up now at GetYourFuckingMoneyBack.com.

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I can agree with that, hell yes.

For All Mankind — Season 5 Official Trailer | Apple TV YouTube video by Apple TV

I still maintain that "For All Mankind" is a prequel series to "The Expanse"; it just doesn't know that yet. No, I will not be taking further questions... youtu.be/zojwKLlY_H8

Mike Lee: ICE are just like cartel hitmen. Another example of fierce agreement bsky.app/profile/sahi...

There is nothing special about substack, it’s one of a zillion newsletter hosts. You can move to something like Ghost in 5 quick steps. Keep more of your subscriber revenue, cut fees, avoid investor & platform interference, be able to live with yourself. docs.ghost.org/migration/su...

Slackers, they need to be working on their cross-country times so they can make the 2030 Winter Games in France.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Jock Jams - Are You Ready For This YouTube video by TapperThaMan

I like the air horn app on my phone or "y'all ready for this" too... youtu.be/DJ6CcEOmlYU?...

Richest guy on the planet but doesn't know what Hadrian's Wall was for...

Hell, English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh isn't even a monolithic culture WITHIN the British Isles! They've been fighting with each other off and on for thousands of years.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this