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lmao as someone with a molecular bio degree I concur

found $70 on the ground tonight so drinks are on me bitches

lots of fat boys out today

how’s the view from down there?

got a haircut and went to the gym so I’m feeling extremely fuckable right now

season 2 weight loss

how could you do this to me question mark

I want to start doing drag to go on drag race, win piggy of the week on race chaser, and get alaska’s fuzzy blue hat

YOU YAM YAM

lana del rey’s next single:

had to go outside in my underwear looking for my vape pen in the snowy street like a fucking maniac

this weekend went by so quickly what do you mean I have to go back to work tomorrow wtf???

lol just some faggot/my brother

megami

I texted him this and he just laughed at the image

ordering mcdonalds as backup when you know your man is about to fuck up dinner is a sign of love btw

watched scream 7 with a bootleg link of a cam recording like god intended

had five guys for dinner

you are bonita

paul (house of villains)

would

the traitors zooming in on rob’s foot was crazy (but thank you)

we’re so fucking back

this would be a mighty great time for rob to launch an onlyfans I’m just saying

at least maura looks cunt

Lisa Rinna using a computer

"hostage is an interesting word to use"

Lisa read his wiki page.

tbh i understand maura i fear

this is devastating

a drag queen is singing into a microphone while wearing a white dress ALT: a drag queen is singing into a microphone while wearing a white dress

rest in power maxi

deja skye has me shaking my ass with this fuck nicki minaj dj set