MajorFlake

Kinda like this but much more beautiful when you see the reflections in person

And when first one is lit up there will be little rainbows all over the walls 💗💗💗

It's as large as I can go in the apartment but have all the pieces (including the birds) for the bigger weirder builds but have to wait for house to be fixed.

You can't use actual crow species but you can you use related ones that look identical (bird protection laws)

It Soothes Me to Structure Components that Reflect Light

(The lamp is a temporary placeholder and the bird was cut and-pasted, but I have a taxidermist ready to send me a lovebird in this exact pose --I had one and they do this when they want to play-- it's the cutest thing in the world)

😄

You're telling me this rainbow can read?

“Imagine there’s no Heaven”

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH

“Imagine all the people”

ALL of them? Motherfuckin ALL of them??

I’ve watched only a handful of reality show episodes but you know how the people on them are always like, “I didn’t come here to make friends!”

Well I’m pretty sure those were my first words when I was a baby.

Kneading sheets as a favorite activity

The passivity of our kitty, of our kitty

If you're tardy three times you are re-re-tardy.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?

🎵 I get knocked down, but I curl into a ball and wait to die
You’re never gonna get me up🎵

When someone I think is cool follows me I wait like a good 8 seconds before I follow them back so I don't seem too eager, you know?

(Sometimes I can even control myself up to like 20 seconds!)

I'll repost my own jokes til people like them out of pity, I am not too proud.

Let me explain football:

U need to get ball as far to other side as you can. But other guys wanna stop you!

And there's a guy called a quarterback, & somehow he's the most important guy to throw the ball (?)

And sometimes something special happens & they get to kick the ball into this giant fork.

I bullied my stepdad into doing this 😆. He was like "No! I won't."

I was like "YOU DO IT"

Sorry I have no great penis puns today, internet

Sorry I have no great penis puns today, internet

Kinda like this but much more beautiful when you see the reflections in person

And when first one is lit up there will be little rainbows all over the walls 💗💗💗

It's as large as I can go in the apartment but have all the pieces (including the birds) for the bigger weirder builds but have to wait for house to be fixed.

You can't use actual crow species but you can you use related ones that look identical (bird protection laws)

It Soothes Me to Structure Components that Reflect Light

(The lamp is a temporary placeholder and the bird was cut and-pasted, but I have a taxidermist ready to send me a lovebird in this exact pose --I had one and they do this when they want to play-- it's the cutest thing in the world)

His paws!!

Explains the popularity of SpongeBob

If you unfollow me now, I will become more annoying than you can imagine

Kneading sheets as a favorite activity

One of most awful thoughts I've ever had...

I came across story about this British killer who killed 3 little kids in most gruesome way. He said it was cuz "baby wouldn't stop crying."

Horrifying night terror stuff.
But also... WTF was up with these kids...? I mean looking at them irritates ME.

unfollow me I WANT YOU TO

Groundhog Day?