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DOJ is a garbage fire now, but I wonder who would win a lawyer-off between Nintendo and Disney.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

TIL cats post on Bluesky

“Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From “Opinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

Impossibly large Bernese mountain dog lounging on an ottoman with paws dangling off edge

YES HENLO I NEEDS LORGER PAWTTOMAN

one of the biggest errors in video games was when a bunch of people decided, apropos of nothing, that protagonists should be silent so the player can view themselves as the player character.

It's law enforcement, not law enfollowment.

Oh, that is interesting!

Thanks for responding to my question on a post I didn't realize was almost two years old lol.

Does this happen because they do not have something in their habitat that is sufficiently rough enough to rub on?

Right to jail.

Photographer: "Set the lighting to offensive."

Email ad promoting Virginial Mobile ID, which allows you to have your state ID on your phone.

Under no circumstances should you have your ID on your mobile device.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

This is wild

FINALLY some leg room

Absolutely zero sense of self-preservation. Person after person not seeking re-election because they know they will be destroyed. I literally cannot fathom the mindset. You could have stopped this. You could have kept the cushy job. All you had to do was not allow them to do the stupidest things.

It didn't used to be this bad. Like, the older conservatives in my life understood and agreed with A Few Good Men. Sometime around Starship Troopers, though, something broke in their brains.

Conservatives being completely media/art illiterate is a core feature at this point.

Get her ass

He's a diddler, old chap.

IT cannot happen soon enough

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

[Exit Murderer.]

So many quarters lost to this game

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Next stop: prison

I have not yet been able to explain to mine that this is where the treats come from, and I need to go now.

This is how kitty bits work. They can sense your imminent need to move, and then they are like "no fuck you I live here now."

@kaine.senate.gov Are you insane?