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@midnight418

MSc, CCNP | Network Security Engineer | Network Automation

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Show me a word that rhymes with pavement.

03.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By horrors I assume you mean the oss team.

01.03.2026 10:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The innocent people of Hungary need the EU though.

24.02.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't want to meet Hannah Florida.

10.02.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr evil over there.

05.02.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't laugh once during Macbeth.

02.02.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are the waves

28.01.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, I can help. I've just set up a new AI company that needs investment.

25.01.2026 10:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, there's a reason why we don't drink hot water...

In the summer, that water could have been sitting around in the tank for weeks.

22.01.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the upside, IT professionals have taken 76 billion dollars off of this clown.

I hope they had lots of overtime.

18.01.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been quite warm this weekend in the UK. I've had to start gardening already before nature takes over again.

18.01.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I have not done this yet and I don't know what's happening.

16.01.2026 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shit weather confirmed.

15.01.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's like that here in England now. We have the right wing, very right wing and extreme right wing parties.

14.01.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not too late to play King Lear.

12.01.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My local chippy has copies inside the shop. They get very offended if you mock it.

09.01.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But on the upside, they are mostly hogging the running machines, which I don't use.

08.01.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The stars look very different today.

08.01.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're going about it all wrong. Looking for the next Forever Fergie, when they really need a short term right now manager while they sort out the mess backstage.

City spent years preparing the club for guardiola. Mark Hughes was good enough for them at the time.

05.01.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back when I lived in the city, my car (and every other car on the street) would be broken into at least once a month. After a while i just left it open and let them take whatever change was in it.

That bastard who stole my Gameboy from the glove box however, can rot in hell though.

04.01.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I eat poached eggs for breakfast every morning.

60g sounds like a lot.

02.01.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Scientists: It's a planetary nebula, the remains of an exploding star.

Everyone else: Why is it not called a star nebula then?

Scientists: shhh.

31.12.2025 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who could have predicted going after the poor, elderly and disabled would be unpopular.

31.12.2025 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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31.12.2025 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russia.

31.12.2025 11:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hobbit feet โœ”๏ธ

29.12.2025 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just buy everything in the shop, then there will be nothing left to go back to buy later.

28.12.2025 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just read animal farm. That didn't give me the same feeling when I finished it.

28.12.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went up north to Guildford yesterday.

28.12.2025 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0