MattstaGraham

“OF detected, opinion rejected” Bro you never heard of supply and demand? She wouldn’t be supplying it if it wasn’t in demand. You’re delusional

100 men don’t stand a chance because I’m giving the gorilla an AR

Special mention to people who didn’t like the chao garden in the sonic adventure games what is your damage

I haven’t really said what I’m about in a while during a time where it’s important to be about it.

So here’s a reminder: MAGA, Zionists, Bigots, Racists, Misogynists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and anyone who comments “oof” or “yikes” instead of contributing to anything can gargle my long nutz

With his dying breath, Pope Francis called JD Vance a dick

That’s so sweet 🥹

I love that every few years JK Rowling talks again and the internet collectively is like “go fuck your self” like MAN we really are capable of unification sometimes

I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting

“Male loneliness epidemic” no, you’re just a large baby who listens to other large babies podcasts

I wonder what Sonic Generations would’ve been like if Jaleel White came back as classic sonic

“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games

The new shrek animation ain’t that bad. People just wanna be being upset

MAGA dorks announcing that they’re “leaving because you got political” makes me viscerally horny

It is 1:30am I should be asleep

Because that’s sort of the big question when it comes to anyone whose only concern is surviving. What is taken from you when someone else is allowed to just exist?

Genuine, yet rhetorical question for transphobes because I would love to maybe inspire some reflection.

Why do you care? And I mean that in the sense of this, what does someone minding their own business and living the way they want really do to you?

Thanks friend!

Straight up MANIACAL. Absolute top tier hating. He inspires me to hate more

I didn’t know a person could die more than once but I just watched Drake get bodied for roughly 365 days in a row

“wHaT aBoUt KeTaMiNe 🥴” YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT

And don’t skimp zuck I know you can afford the waygu

“Here, YOU take my debt and I’ll go build a commune in the woods. Happy capitalism or whatever” ahaha

“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts

Doubling down on being insufferable about my career ☕️

Hi

Do u like my song

Me too, I wrote it in 2023 ahaha

MattstaGraham - Caffeine (Official Video) YouTube video by MattstaGraham

Caffeine tonight. YouTube premiere tonight.

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TOMORROW ☕️

3 Days ☕️

I bet Drake is a mf that says “honk shoo” to pretend he’s sleeping