Uma Kompton

Knee arrested for DUI, everybody using the r slur, war in the middle east…. it feels like 2008 again

Tate McRae has been chosen as the new Ayatollah.

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I told Israel where Khamenei was hiding

I know Bebe Rexha would’ve helped Anne Frank if she was in the attic with her. She would’ve figured it out.

Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it.
What is this and why does it exist?

Shakespears is shaking in fear

My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them

can we workshop the name

OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN

For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk

Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.

Shut up twink

Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist

Flat Broke YouTube video by Uma Kompton - Topic

Uma Kompton is prettier, skinner, and more talented than cokehead minaj

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I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.

U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie

The life of a chop hoe

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career

Imaginery Opps

Bonnie Mckee seeing this

Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee

Your just jealous cuz i got good jeans

I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her

this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭

Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩

I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers