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I do it for the girls and the gays that's it

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I've owned a PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, and PS5. I owned a PSP Go. I owned both models of Vita. I even briefly owned a second PS2 for playing import games.

Sony, you gotta give me a reason to buy your next system and "We're firing every studio that makes games that you like" ain't it.

20.02.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1155 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 5

SHIVERS - GO TO THE CHILDREN OF THE BIG SEA.

RHETORIC - The big sea…The Big C? That can only mean one thing - Communism.

YOU - Yes, Comrade Zephyr. I shall find them. Girl Child Revolution and Girl Child Communism!

SHIVERS - BOY CHILD FREEDOM. BOY CHILD JUSTICE.

20.02.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the most frustrating things about there being β€œno jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet

13.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 602 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

get fucked up when i see an actual celebrity of any degree on this website. what are you doing on furaffinity 2, ken jennings?

17.02.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
The setup from the "how it feels to spread misinformation" meme. It's a vibrant fantasy ocean scene with dolphins leaping through sparkling blue water beneath a bright rainbow. It has a dramatic frutiger aero aesthetic and is supposed to represent "paradise".

The setup from the "how it feels to spread misinformation" meme. It's a vibrant fantasy ocean scene with dolphins leaping through sparkling blue water beneath a bright rainbow. It has a dramatic frutiger aero aesthetic and is supposed to represent "paradise".

How it feels to be an urbanist YIMBY

16.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Patapon

Patapon

Playing a little Pata pata Patapon on the PSP.

10.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1551 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

a super bowl commercial encouraging 9 and 7 year olds to get investment accounts so they can go to college is so uniquely horrible and dystopian that i was waiting for a punch line and doritos logo

08.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

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07.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 2221 πŸ” 983 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

It seems to me like one thing AI would be terrible at is absolutely everything the Civilian Conservation Corps did.

07.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1271 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

09.07.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 7601 πŸ” 2761 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 94

important news:

05.08.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

jc denton: i hear the government is even working on a penis explosion chamber.

paul: JC, i'm trying to tell you about ACTUAL conspiracies.

ELSEWHERE

bob page: how goes development of the penis explosion chamber.

illuminati scientist: we thought that was a joke.

bob page: why would it be a joke.

05.08.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 1145 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 6
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26.07.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 3491 πŸ” 889 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 23

Can I just say how fucking ridiculous it is that queer and nsfw art is more heavily regulated than the fucking plagiarism machine destroying our planet that is genAI

24.07.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 17513 πŸ” 7678 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Evan DeSimone
Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. 

Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I am 100% correct.

Evan DeSimone Every time we're forced to talk about Joe Rogan I am reminded of my best and most immutable axiom: Nothing that only men like is cool. Everyone is mad about this so let me just clarify that I am 100% correct.

21.07.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 3174 πŸ” 621 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 31
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Environmental storytelling

29.06.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I kind of think people might be really mad.

15.06.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Along with abolishing ICE we should abolish all for-profit prison companies in the country.

11.06.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 19733 πŸ” 3566 πŸ’¬ 514 πŸ“Œ 220
metal railinga and interior cave at entrance

metal railinga and interior cave at entrance

Olivia ahead with head lamp with the cylinder of cave revealing itself

Olivia ahead with head lamp with the cylinder of cave revealing itself

ripple effect stone walls with water worn aspect in gold

ripple effect stone walls with water worn aspect in gold

hole in the cavern with boulders

hole in the cavern with boulders

Did the full two miles of Ape Caves today. A glorious adventure with @sallyfisherprice.bsky.social. Stunning place. 1/2

19.05.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

18.05.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 20371 πŸ” 4607 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 37
Kendrick Lamar on stage in front of a giant silhouette of a car covered in a red cloth

Kendrick Lamar on stage in front of a giant silhouette of a car covered in a red cloth

Never talk to me or my son again

18.05.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nottoway Plantation burning RIP bozo !

Nottoway Plantation burning RIP bozo !

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.

16.05.2025 19:34 πŸ‘ 11781 πŸ” 2096 πŸ’¬ 331 πŸ“Œ 285
a drawing of a cat wearing a party hat, holding a flower in each paw. the text above and below the cat reads: β€œthe horrors are never ending - yet i remain silly.”

a drawing of a cat wearing a party hat, holding a flower in each paw. the text above and below the cat reads: β€œthe horrors are never ending - yet i remain silly.”

a tired looking cat surrounded by repeating handwritten text. the text reads multiple times: β€œbut i stay silly”, overlapping around the cat in a chaotic pattern

a tired looking cat surrounded by repeating handwritten text. the text reads multiple times: β€œbut i stay silly”, overlapping around the cat in a chaotic pattern

i stay silly

17.05.2025 12:52 πŸ‘ 935 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

let them eat tariffs

17.05.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social β€’ 1h
Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social β€’ 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 β€’ 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

16.05.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 58457 πŸ” 5838 πŸ’¬ 804 πŸ“Œ 166
a poorly drawn cat sitting very shrimply on a chair and using a laptop at a desk

a poorly drawn cat sitting very shrimply on a chair and using a laptop at a desk

the cat sitting in front of a laptop is now a shrimp

the cat sitting in front of a laptop is now a shrimp

shrimple as that

12.05.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1546 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7

This is just a picture of corn it's all corn the food the gasoline everything is corn

10.05.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 676 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7
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Climate Fiction Won't Save Us As the world burns, readers increasingly look to climate fiction for hope, predictions, and actionable solutions. But can the genre really be a manual for useful change?

The curmudgeon on climate fiction. In case you missed it in 2023. www.esquire.com/entertainmen...

10.05.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

This works best if your partner has a dick but it's not necessary

09.05.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 506 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0