James M

Ah well, that’s cheered me up a bit then!

This country *really* needs to get over the whole Winston Churchill thing.

Is he going to be? Have banned myself from the news at the moment for obvious reasons.

Like a bald Bernard Cribbins

Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.

The illustration features two green silhouetted female and male figures both holding one bottle of 7up that erupts into a psychedelic explosion of colorful flowers, hearts, and butterflies, the male figure has a red love heart on his chest. This was inspired by Henri Matisse's "Blue Nude III."

7up Matisse poster by Pat Dypold (1971)

Hejira

Another lunatic team selection from the off. I don’t know what he’s playing at.

Knives will be out for Silva after this.

Tosin 🤡

America:

My 2-1 correct score bet here looks more foolish by the minute.

THE WORST

Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.

I also have clean sheets and for once I remembered to put them back on the bed several hours before I want to get into it 🙏🏻

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

ITV weighing up whether to show adverts during 2026 World Cup drinks breaks ITV is in talks with its commercial partners about showing adverts during the mid-half drinks stoppages that will take place in every match at this summer’s World Cup

I don’t think I want anything to do with this World Cup, for all the reasons. This one being just the latest.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

One for the Spurs fans…

Not going to do Marco’s job prospects much good to have yet another drop-off from March onwards.

Dunno what that crappy team selection was about. Asking for trouble. Glad I gave it a miss tonight.

Ah, On The Beach FFC. I’ve been expecting you.

Quality crisps!

Matt Targett goal machine!

Under four months till Iran kick off in Group G of the World Cup, hosted by the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.

That Arsenal dickhead who’s been yelling obscenities over the 5 Live commentary since the Emirates opened should get some sort of long service award.

The really bad news for Spurs fans is that Fulham are more than capable of losing to West Ham, Forest AND Burnley this month. But heigh ho, 40 pts, On the Beach FC.

Wouldn’t it be nice for the whole world if the fat orange clown would take a fucking day off once in a while.

I remember the days (🙄) when Thin Lizzy were considered ‘metal’. Down the youth club being hassled by the dickheads with iron-on Maiden patches.

Starmer really is fucking clueless. Whatever the situation (pretty much) you can be 100% confident his first instinct will be to say or do the wrong thing 🙄

Well, Labour are fucked then.