Joe, Blungo Enthusiast

Nah, that just means he's a wet-brained drunk with a vicious eating disorder/body dysmorphia.

One of these days we gotta put our heads together and figure out what made the explosions and gunshots so much more satisfying on N64 than on any subsequent generation. Nothing feels the way plugging a soldier in GoldenEye felt.

64: Star Fox 64
GC: Metroid Prime
GBC: Wario Land 3
GBA: Aria of Sorrow
Switch: Smash Ultimate
Switch 2: DK Bananza

Why did they censor "seizure"

I think Grant Morrison presented their case well, they're not responsible for that dog's actions

I can't believe Ozzy didn't have anything to say about this himself

It takes up three inventory squares

@peezytx.bsky.social finally finished the last episode of LCS: all this could be cured if we had a new generation of granny shaggers to genuinely take care of these lonely women

May God damn the powers that be for gatekeeping this from actually ADHD people because some dumbass took a megadose to finish a group project and wound up brain-dead back in 2002 or whatever.

You made the right call, he looks very biteable

Opening a branch up in England called [USER WAS CANCELLED FOR THIS POST]

Fair enough!

Any chance we can rebind controls?

Leon: "Listen pal, I'm married to my WIFE!"

Gonna need a moratorium on people acting jazzed about The Actor Awards without A. saying that they used to be the SAG awards and B. pretending they ever gave a shit about the SAG awards

god damn, imagine Michael B. Jordan going from Sinners, to Oscar win, to directing and starring in The Thomas Crown Affair

and then a Danny Boyle survival action movie, and then fucking Kosinski’s Miami Vice!?

i’m telling you, movie stars are back!

I could probably convince my co-workers that there is an Australian delicacy called "macaroni coffee"

Driving at or under the speed limit is such an amazing feeling

⚠️GORILLA CROSSING⚠️

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Concrete room, no windows, bread and water.

Just like me forreal

Going to the crystal store with a comically large whistle hanging from my neck

He's got his own CYA, he can just say "Actually it was the Law and Order guy"

Not every movie can be Hundreds of Beavers

The real draw of all of them, regardless of quality, is that Keanu et al are selling the physicality of the action. All the game is selling is the quality of the mocap.

This may be your spiciest take

I wish they'd flush him out of Payday 2 too

None of these people are like, profiting in any way from this. They're seventy entries deep in the credits of an indie game