Onii-Chad

(holding in massive bong rip) the government

Senator, please just answer the question, did you crack fine shyt or nah?

Sewers

What’s her @

They shouldn’t have let the dawgs out. It’s too late now

It’s actually a huge misconception that babies say “goo goo ga ga.” They speak like anyone else but no one cares to learn their language

We are Kristi Noem

Don’t go softly into that good night

Utopian future meme

The world if jacking off with your boys wasn’t creepy and weird

Ghislaine Maxwell

We are the daughters of the liberals you couldn’t force to watch Ben Shapiro epically owns liberal compilations

blasting ayesha erotica while freebasing benadryl and driving my car down the wrong side of the highway completely nude with my perfectly supple tits bouncing every where

Bird locked up in a cage that can leave anytime it wants but chooses not to

The bird is America and the cage is Israel’s desire to go to war with Iran.

American vets saying we’re fighting a war for Israel is hilarious cope. You did three tours in Iraq and didn’t find weapons of mass destruction. Did Israel make you do that too?

Wizard girl pegged me with a metal rod she conjured, call that “cast iron”

If this happened his emails asking for donations wouldn’t be urgent enough

Fucking SWAG!!!!!!!!

Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8

Papa’s Bugeria tower of mayo

Tear it out!!!

Happy birthday to you and your balls

I’ve heard it’s better to boof prog

Mother Earth found the poop sock (landfill)

A Red Bull vodka? Heh, we do things a little differently around here

Yes, I want the burrito to fall apart as soon as I touch it

He mogs

Operation Epic Fury is so outdated. Next time they should go with Operation Ohio Rizz

Rowing gently down the stream is liberal programming

Staples? No I don’t have any of those in my deck why would I ruin my cards like that? Wouldn’t that make it more difficult to shuffle?