Tar-Míriel's wife 💍

🫂🫂

Until he had to sell his pants after being fired from the Sea Guard 💔

You think? Idk I think that's just normal

Elendil doesn't wish anything, he just thinks about Míriel and occasionally moans her name out loud

Exactly, he got the best deal 🙂‍↕️

He's judging your life choices

Between that and the weed they sure know how to have fun

I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

John Masefield

Ancient Númenórean expert here ✋️ It's a text about their favourite activities

Maybe Sauron just came out because he wanted to join and they started to beat his ass instead :(

Gifted by Elendil I guess

Damn it, my copy of the Unfinished Tales doesn't have the chapter where he names the númenóreans' sexual organs

I didn't know Kemen had called his dick that

You're not in Númenor

As he should

Things that don't exist in Númenor:

- Straight people
- Functional families
- Men that aren't pathetic (affectionate for some, derogatory for others)
- People who like Kemen
- A day that goes by without someone seeing/hearing things that aren't there (at least yet)

The good part is that she called you special :)

Also they invent all that crap to oppose her but it only makes her sound incredibly cool 🤷‍♀️

As watchers who know the whole story, it's crazy to think that right now Míriel is a warmonger deceiving sorcerer with magic crysal ball and all for the average númenórean

Yes, but he was only the first one

It was me, I'm the grandma

I headcanon him as the one who has more fun beating the shit out of the king's men in the whole faithful army

Day 2️⃣1️⃣: waiting for TRoP to confirm Andrew Richardson as Anárion #Andrewion 🌞

("Martin Eden"...Sun Boi at Kingsmen idiots: "go ahead, ty me, that'll be fun")

No, only human people (and Berek)

I refuse 😈

He give us little content but of the best quality

HE'S FEEDING US AGAIN 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳