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This works on me, btw

Grateful for your commitment 😋

And Iman’s out here talking about making your exits count…

It’s almost sane cycling weather again. I suppose there’s that.

I know I need to get back into shape, and the pool is calling me, but fuck, how do I do it all again this time but without the dry skin and constant smell of chlorine?

No like but lots of love 🫂

So I guess I’ll be leaning in here? I dunno. I’m down my birds and a man, I might as well go back to posting pole.

Going through it at the moment. I’ve never really been open about relationship details, but seeing as I no longer have any, sup

I’m not even sure I did this right.

Let’s just say I’ve been working my way through the trainer population.

I am living proof that you cannot learn the Pokédex through osmosis. At least not through your penis. I would know more by now.

Amazing. I know lotsa ex-Boston queens out there. I hope you love it!

Since you’re already used to overpaying for rent and poor public transit you should check out Providence! I kid. Boston is my home but it is terrible. Hugs.

That’s happy gossip! May the day be exceedingly kind to ya.

If this were still Twitter, it wouldn’t be long now before they announce that your drafts will be made public.

What am I without tepidly amusing observations about chickadees?

Landlords have shut down feeding birds from the balcony. Feeling blue.

I want to go to there. Enjoy!

I’m not far from NYC and I’d recommend the latter choice. It’s been warmer around here recently.

Happy birthday to you! 🎉

🫂🫂🫂

In the year 2000, I hadn’t. The shame is hindsight is real.

Woof. 😋

I like it trough.

At my local Walgreens and it’s decorated to the fourteens for Valentine’s Day. Easily 85% of the helium balloons hung about the store bear their messages in Spanish. I love this.

Most bags of bird seed will list the species likely to enjoy what’s inside, but I tell you nary a one will end that list “… plus squirrels.” 🐿️

The backlash to this halftime show would be giving “what, me learn something?” if it wasn’t such a racist affront, on its face. Qué triste.

Anyway.

GO PATRIOTS 🏈