*Defenders of The Earth voice* The Wretched of The Earth, the Wretched!

I thought Fortycoats and Pat Ingoldsby were the same person

Show it who's boss, or at least gets to write little recommendations for the shelves

These dorkwads don't know the power of saying "mup" to a beast to get it moving. They probably think it means 'Manchester University Press'!

I suppose the Dub will be pointing to the holes in the bottom of their water butts this morning as reason why Shannon water must be diverted for their 'data centres' and 'grow houses'

Lisa coffee meme with the coffee labelled "talking to me at the bus stop" and Lisa labelled "lonely auld craturs".

Liver disease and uptown forays, the joint #1 cause of death among Irish-American cops

Why not put on a Rod Stewart voice and sing "You're in my ARRRSE, you're in my hole" while you wash your face before bed this night?

Which one do we think was in the Middle East?

Pep Guardiola's favourite song by The Corrs is 'So, So Young'

Grendel's Mom has got it going on

Ran the rule over Limerick's hurlers @ the storied Gaelic Grounds, now studying tape via the TG4 broadcast in the local

Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me of the promotional email I received from Adidas a few years back.

While I understand that they wanted a St Patrick's Day promotion I'd suggest that choosing the colours of black and tan was the best idea...

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

Call my cat Colm cause he's got them toe-beans

Barra Best is a newsreader now? You've jumped the fence, baby!

Just thinking this was the zenith of Barb’s empathy with people of other races and it’s borderline blackface

There's an e-mail virus doing the rounds, if you get an e-mail with an attachment titled 'Anna Kournikova', DO NOT CLICK ON IT and delete immediately. It is a worm. #NetNews

I read that lads are in danger of getting vibration white finger from driving for even half a race. Stop appropriating Irish labourer injuries!

Held a lighter right up close to my eye so I could see what was being ignited when you flicked the barrel round. Three seconds later I learned what burning hair smelled like

DUSTIN RHODES is at Crufts!

They're judging the working dogs at Crufts tonight. Meanwhile, working Moms are judged daily

Not even the japes and gambols of my fool raised a smile

Courtiers are whispering about my pallor

We would NEVER delve too greedily and too deep

Miner and tunneller

Classified ad in cork free press 1989. Male Metal head hare courser seeks romance with similar female #spéirgorm

Looking through some old Cork Free Press issues at work(August 1989) Do you think he found another hare coursing metalhead?

Around an aged oak tree is tied yellow material

"HOOR-muzz" is something Ralphie would shout in the course of disrespecting the Bing