Hate this time of year. Counting down the days until Iβm walking the EU streets in flip flops, smoking a ciggy and judging American tourists.
Hate this time of year. Counting down the days until Iβm walking the EU streets in flip flops, smoking a ciggy and judging American tourists.
A man once sat in front of me explaining he wouldnβt ever cheat because his dad never cheated and his uncle was the family cheater. The man was my client, sitting across from me sharing dinner.
My quiet Friday night activity was going through my lingerie drawer and remembering I never replaced a few bras from sets that went missing (long story, you wouldnβt want to know). Added them to my wishlist so the sets can finally be worn again. π₯Ί
Important work ππ
Making a real impact by supporting the local restaurant industry every night.
Iβve had on 3 different wigs already this week. A brand new hoe every night.
I knew I was out of touch when I did π and this girl did π€
Thank you gorgeous!
My neighbors thinking Iβm normal is my favorite part.
Literally like why canβt I place an order for my groceries or even text my cleaning lady back.
Yes exactly! I swear I really lock in and get ish done. They have no clue how much theyβre helping!
My toxic trait is that I canβt get any work done unless Iβm sitting outside in public. Apparently the aesthetic of looking studious is far more motivating than actually being studious.
Yes! Protect it. The most meaningful ideas are often the ones kept sacred.
No tour. Just 1 very lucky gentleman π₯°π thank you baby
This sounds so cool π
Lost track of time somewhere between cocktails and sunrise π₯
After almost a year of stalking the reservation pageβ¦ success. Early April in Philadelphia. Awaiting your love noteπ
Yes yesπ
Thank you doll π₯°
After the day I just had, I am pretty sure I unlocked a personality the DSM hasnβt classified yet.
Oh girl I didnβt have any life essentials in there π© had to pick between essentials and sexy π
May or may not have my lingerie stuffed into my purse π
Itβs been like 4 months without mine ππ
If these walls could talkβ¦ What would they say π
Tyler Perry is a genius. How did I go all of these years π€£
Vanilla dating is weird. How do I casually explain that my interests include light psychological warfare + ego calibration?
Thereβs no heartbreak like losing your best eater ππππ
Canβt wait to see you! ππ₯°