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he is revealed from his snow prison

i’m a fucking hurricane

there’s either 2 lightning mcqueen dodge challengers in this town, or the guy who flipped his over and took out a telephone pole got another one

i feel like a VAC ban on your record looks worse then a felony tbh

a couple years ago i asked for the $5 fill up combo at KFC and the girl went “yea yea, ik what you want” before watching $11.15 pop up on screen for tender combo

my brain is like “if you microwave water, something bad is gonna happen” but i have free will, so i can just ignore that

blocked a shot that was hit so hard, it shattered the paddle and drew blood from my finger

pregaming with cheese,wine, & crackers

crying in the car because i’m being forced to acknowledge that flyleaf is by all metrics buttrock

[Everypony disliked that]

coyote in cambridge

it’s snowing again

the subaru is so fun on unplowed roads, i totally get why wrx owners love to total these things every winter

truk remains stuk

subarus & driveway liberated

i don’t think i’m gonna be physically able to leave my house for the next 2 days 😭

i don’t think i’m getting my iced regulah & stawby frasted

ITS STILL GOING AND I CANT OPEN THE DAMN DOORS

i think im gonna be late to work

[8 years later] FUCK SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE, NOT ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

there’s a level on sonic 3 for it that if you hold down the crouch button to get past a section where standing kills you, it powers down your ipod and i could never beat that in middle school

i crave the 5th generation ipod nano

folded and organized all my laundry and there’s even less room in my dresser then there was when everything was just shoved in there

they had to do this to me and a month later i spit out a bit that they forgot that eventually popped out of my gums

2nd glass of suntory toki & i’m talking like 12oz mouse

this 7pm monster energy drink is tasting like i should dig out my drift car that’s under a pile of rubble and wrench on it in freezing temps

MAX-3Confirm30

iOS autocorrect loves to try to find hidden words in long strings of letters & numbers. much like a schizophrenic, it likes to jump to the conclusion that the assumed word is actually what i meant instead of the long serial number that i’ll now have to type again

of Montreal is like Panic at the disco for kids whose parents hit them

the straight piped honda in traffic communicates emotion near flawlessly; relaying the pilots excitement with a sharp stab of the throttle and shift in pitch from a lethargic drone to an energetic buzz.
honestly, me rolling my eyes at it is a character flaw on my part