Smallbrainfield

Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”

Illustration of an intentionally crudely drawn Godzilla-adjacent kaiju with a cityscape backdrop inside a circular frame. Text curves around the circle’s edge and reads “might do a little stomp as a treat”

Enjoy The Little Things is now available in my Redbubble shop along with the other two Motivational Kaiju designs and as luck would have it there’s a sale on with up to 40% off*!

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That is really beautiful.

A crude stick figure painted on tarmac indicating a pedestrian walkway. An old brown leaf has landed on the crotch not unlike a fig leaf you might find on a sculpture.

Modesty leaf.

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day

Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

Ha ha ha ha ha! Fixed!

I'm not sure what to expect. It's almost 30 years since I last saw them live.

We were lucky and got the £100 tickets in one of the high bits at the Co-op arena (not the terrifyingly steep bit at the top). It's a shit show getting tickets for arena tours unless you're minted.

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If you are unfortunate enough to have to wear one in summer it's like wearing a tight scarf.

If they'd had comic cons back then she would have made a fortune on the signing circuit.

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This was the bit everyone at school talked about the next day. Not the radiation poisoning, the breakdown of order, the slowly dying population of Sheffield. The woman that pissed down her leg.

Zuckerberg is the level of rich where he doesn't have any actual friends to tell him he looks like a fucking bellend.

Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys

Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys https://theonion.com/kim-jong-un-cant-believe-daughter-already-executing-boys/

A picture of the blue, blue sky with a bit of road and houses at the bottom.

Seen blue sky and it's freaking me out a bit. Where's the wet grey lid gone?

I guess at this point the drones don't even need to be armed? They can throw 'good enough' drones at the missile systems until the countermeasures run out.

Imagine having watched what is happening in Ukraine where Russia uses Iranian built drones and not considering that.

Agh, it's a fan theory? That's a shame.

The sequels were very spectacular but the story was terrible and the underground rave scene made me cringe for everyone involved.

The more it went on the more sympathy I felt for the guy in the first film that wanted to go back in the matrix.

I read that the original idea was the humans would act as processors rather than batteries. At some point somebody, (probably a producer) thought that audiences wouldn't get it and they were changed to batteries, which makes no sense at all when you think about it for a bit.

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Is that to ward off predators or to attract a mate?

Unlucky Alf, a character from the TV series The Fast Show, played by Paul Whitehouse. Pictured here in a country lane about to meet an unforunate fate.

Managed to get tickets for Rush next year but knowing my luck world war 3 will start.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

Phil Leotardo from the Sopranos complaining that Tony says he looks like the Shah of Iran.

He looks like Phil Leotardo.

Is this bad? It sounds bad.

Diagram of the animation career path, illustrated with a winding road on which Cyriak joyfully skips as he navigates his creative journey. Places of note along this circuitous route include "detour via job centre", "boring office job" and "making loads of weird videos". The journey ends with Cyriak striding purposefully into the future, though his hair takes a different path

Diagram of "The Process Rainbow", dividing the creative process into a spectrum of "making it up as i go along". The spectrum ranges from "no idea what I'm doing" (red), to "kind of know what i'm doing" (yellow), to "totally know what i'm doing" (blue). These categories are ordered along a vertical axis according to their "messing about level", from "not much" (blue) to "loads" (red). The horizontal axis measures "weirdness level" with blue being "normal-ish" and red being "crazy shit"

Did a talk recently and thought I should share a couple of slides from my presentation that perhaps warrant further study.

That sequence is wonderfully done with the shadow crossing the plain. Nice bit of serious Leslie Nielsen acting too!

If I met Kevin McCloud, I would ask him if he has heard the song Grand Designs by Rush from their 1985 album Power Windows and if it is his favourite Rush song or if he's more into the early prog stuff and just liked the name.

We don't know that yet, this could just be a huge misunderstanding of the word peace.

The inside of a kettle. At the bottom of the cylinder there is a black plastic insert shaped like a pair of bollocks.

There's a pair of bollocks in my kettle.