Ever go out, drink a little too much, go to McDonald’s in the middle of the night, eat chicken nuggets, wake up, pound coffee and then feel like your guts were trying to jump out of your skin?
Yeah, me neither.
Same here, with 2.5 hours to go! 🙃
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I lost my 140 day streak! 😫
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My 13th reason…
Might tell my septuagenarian-M*GA parents that Ken Jennings skeets like this to ruin their nightly routine, as a treat
Hmmm. My delete your Tw*tter skeet disappeared…
Honestly, I’m just happy I won’t have to see her poorly applied foundation over massive pores Freddy Kruger’s side piece ass face on my screen as much anymore
He’s a cheater! I’ve had many of his babies.
What’s your Lock Screen?
Mariana Enríquez asks Rosalía to name a quality she looks for in a man:
“That he’s gay.”
(open.spotify.com/episode/7F69...)
Raw. Next question?
Scaring Shia Lebouf! 🥵
I wish we could go back to a time when I didn’t have to hear everyone’s stupid thoughts and opinions.
That said, I’m starting a new gym routine so I can haunt Shia Lebouf’s ketamine addled dreams
Watching Peaches with my loves
You’re absolutely right! What was I tinkin’?
maura says “we’re not that stupid” when she in fact was that stupid
when we’re about to do something really f*cking stupid
Schtupid*
If you need me, I will be dramatically pointing and yelling, “You, Yam Yam!” in a Scottish brogue.
Where have you been hiding that????
This is poetic phrasing
And they love it
And the world rejoiced
Poor Tara Lipinski? Thoughts?
Ever have something so stuck in your teeth that you contemplate jumping off of a roof?
My worst nightmare is JLo in those shoes
Touch me touch me don’t be shy
Giddy up! 🥵
