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they/them Antizionist Jew, union member, local eccentric 🌱πŸͺ¬πŸŒ±

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It’s important to remember that billionaires are parasites with a vested interest in persuading you they are predators.

05.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 418 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

American Diaper

04.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Army vet/firefighter/factory worker, and Navy vet/electrical engineer/inventor

i weld pipe & paint

05.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trump rides bomb like in Dr. Strangelove

Trump rides bomb like in Dr. Strangelove

A comic from 2017, which I promise seemed more original at the time, though I might have once imagined it wouldn't be as relevant for quite this long. One of among maybe three or four wordless one panel comics I made in 18 years of political cartooning.

04.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth is one Iran update away from showing up smeared in fake blood, war paint and holding up plastic skulls.

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 2961 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 31

"Why are the Democrats acting this way???"

Because we don't have a two party system. We have one party, where the Republicans are paid to be vengeful and ruthless, and the Democrats are paid to be the spineless controlled opposition. Very few people in our government don't fit in these two halves.

02.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

02.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 6327 πŸ” 970 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
acrylic painting of a three-eyed skull next to a carved block that i made using the painting as reference, and a couple of prints

acrylic painting of a three-eyed skull next to a carved block that i made using the painting as reference, and a couple of prints

turned this painting into a block print βœ¨πŸ’€βœ¨

01.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18792 πŸ” 8029 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 116

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16325 πŸ” 5055 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103
Preview
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 10273 πŸ” 2809 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 136

Capitalism is the preferred tool by a network of pedophile billionaires to rule the planet & impoverish you, why do so many centrists still insist on supporting it?

Consider instead the beliefs the wealthy have tried to train you to be afraid of:

Socialism. Communism. Anarchism. Total Liberation.

27.02.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 417 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Chani and Paul talking...

CHANI: So, Paul, how's the Muad'Dib job going?

PAUL: They pay me in woims.

CHANI: {math lady overlay, thinking about woims}

PAUL: Woims.

Chani and Paul talking... CHANI: So, Paul, how's the Muad'Dib job going? PAUL: They pay me in woims. CHANI: {math lady overlay, thinking about woims} PAUL: Woims.

I've been woimpilled

It's time for some woimposting

24.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1092 πŸ” 247 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

instantaneous, violent, convulsive

27.02.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

we have that in common with victorian parents

27.02.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dressing as the Log Lady for halloween and making my cat dress as the log

27.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Anakin Skywalker screaming, captioned:
"Dark humor" mfs when the joke is about Charlie Kirk and not women or minorities

Anakin Skywalker screaming, captioned: "Dark humor" mfs when the joke is about Charlie Kirk and not women or minorities

26.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 856 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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ive run out of normal posts and resorted to fandom specific ones now. We're on to #lockedtomb shitposts.

03.10.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 8537 πŸ” 4249 πŸ’¬ 320 πŸ“Œ 746

cuba is not any threat to anyone, they are not pushing global revolution and since the collapse of the soviet union hasn't even engaged in military internationalism, purely medical and humanitarian intervention; their doctors saved millions of lives globally during early covid despite the embargos

25.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

RIP thomas jefferson, you would have loved college football

25.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yoooo this is sick

25.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A six legged and two headed sheep ink drawing

A six legged and two headed sheep ink drawing

Need to start posting some older stuff #art

25.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

he wishes he thought of it before Mamdani

25.02.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

outrage is a Joyous emotion

25.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

god i wish that was me

25.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

drinking every time he says β€œwinning”, it’s going great

25.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im union, so it’s gonna take at least $40/hour for me

25.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0