green's Avatar

green

@cattybleeplepasta

@troodon@weirder.earth / @troodon@mastodon.art try fedi! https://fedi.tips/ aka sporkraptor, elynne, & etc. gender: meh (they/them) ace/aro prolific fanfic writer 50-something anthropomorphic personification of a specific shade of green/grey

121
Followers
156
Following
405
Posts
04.03.2024
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by green @cattybleeplepasta

#Hythlodaeus #HythWol

08.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dreams of Dead Stars, Part III, ch. 27: Attempts at Assistance
Hades might possibly have given away a bit more information than he had intended.

AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/644880...
DW: elynne.dreamwidth.org/2521172.html

#FFXIVWriters #FFXIV #FanFic #Endwalker #Writing #DoDS #SFW #EmetWol

08.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LLMs are glorified magic 8-balls. investing and trusting in them is a fool's errand, and will reap only regret. just because you're gambling on a hallucination doesn't make it a good idea, sport.

03.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#EmetWol #Hythlodaeus #HythWol

02.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dreams of Dead Stars, Part III, ch. 26: Echoes and Parallels

The more he sees of the works of mortals, the more Hythlodaeus is reminded of his ancient past.

AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/644880...
DW: elynne.dreamwidth.org/2520996

#FFXIVWriters #FFXIV #FanFic #Endwalker #Writing #DoDS #SFW

02.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Otherkin News has always been meant for many voices [โ€ฆ] This space is for you to share about current events too! [โ€ฆ] During the past few years, moral panics about therians have been spreading all over the world. Read more:
otherkinnews.dreamwidth.org/99761.html

02.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

due to the lack of replies since you posted this, I'm going to headcanon that he's now desperately wrangling his pet slop machine to try not to write sonnets about the god of summer squash, thank you

02.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

use the leadmine to block the uraniummine! ... welp that metaphor has escaped containment

02.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sure!
the joke was: the OP liked the first book in the series, but didn't like any of the others, and implied that because she didn't like any of the sequels, they didn't exist.
now do you get it?

02.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people miss jokes all the time. all jokes require some "insider knowledge," otherwise they aren't jokes, just confusing references.

02.03.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you! XD I'm honestly baffled at that "punching down" comment--between that and the complete misuse/misunderstanding of "inside joke," I have to wonder if the "AI enthusiast" (as his bio states) is letting the slop machine write his posts. 9___9

02.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how is it "punching down"? also it wasn't an in-joke: it was a straight up joke, it was right there, there was no "insider knowledge" needed to decode it, you just missed it. "missed the joke" is not an oppressed class.

02.03.2026 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 308 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I know, right??? I was so excited when I learned about the Lizard People Conspiracy and was all set up to join in when I discovered it was Antisemitism 201. come onnnn, we can't even have alien shape-shifting lizards without fucking it up with racism???

27.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!''

Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead-
Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
Free Palestine
Trans rights
Black lives matter

I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

25.02.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7305 ๐Ÿ” 2904 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98 ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

I have so many questions about the OP, a big one being "do they even acknowledge Orion Scribner's *documented work* on the history of therian communities?" or is this just some indignant 20-something who discovered therianism at 14 and, like, totally had to explain all about it to their friends!

26.02.2026 05:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nah, I have a much better response these days.

25.02.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you for clarifying! <3

24.02.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*bursts out laughing* have you ever considered that how people choose to insult others often reflects their own insecurities?

24.02.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen that tactic used many, *many*, -many- times, on various social media platforms, by follow-farming accounts and randos who really do pretend they made the art in question for kudos, to the point of goading their followers to attack *the original artist*. so yeah, I call it when I see it.

24.02.2026 23:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@kenwhite.bsky.social hey did you know @hughrant.bsky.social ripped this off directly from @smoothdunk2.bsky.social ? I follow Smooth Dunk for hilarious and timely cartoons. I'm not sure what Hugh Rant is about other than pretending to be clever by stealing other people's content...

23.02.2026 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh hey, it's that cartoon by @smoothdunk2.bsky.social that he keeps reposting with the attributions stripped off. Hugh Grant is such a funny and original person! even posted the cartoon with THE SAME TEXT THE ARTIST USES WHEN HE REPOSTS IT 9__9

23.02.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dreams of Dead Stars, Part III, ch. 25: Determining Direction

Information is shared, and a course is charted.

AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/644880...
DW: elynne.dreamwidth.org/2520730.html

#FFXIVWriters #FFXIV #FanFic #Endwalker #Writing #DoDS #SFW #EmetWol #Hythlodaeus #HythWol

23.02.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
19.02.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 36233 ๐Ÿ” 14162 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 471 ๐Ÿ“Œ 659

I have to admit that I pop blsky open on a tab multiple times daily just... to check.

19.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm just gonna hide over here until all this shit dies down"

A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm just gonna hide over here until all this shit dies down"

09.02.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 446 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

zip up, and sometimes I have to remind myself that a pullover is also a hoodie.

10.02.2026 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is the dinocon board handling the Epstein field more seriously that than the United States dept of justice??

10.02.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 285 ๐Ÿ” 78 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I don't know what my representatives' in-boxes and phone messages look like right now, but I suspect there's a lot more action in them than you think. that said... enh, I guess we'll find out. should be a spicy summer!

10.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the *public* is outraged. career politicians (most of them on the list) and major media outlets (most of them run by people on the list) are trying to minimize and keep it quiet. it's not working real well, but they sure are trying.

10.02.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Hythlodaeus #HythWol

08.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0