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Not here for pointless arguments, and if you want that my method is block early and without regret. Living the dream in the deep south Pacific. Probably lots of dog photos, beach and bush. I swear, a lot. I make a lot of typos.

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In today’s Weekend Herald

13.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to tell you, but you have been this for 70 years.

13.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect.

Media need to reply like Gino, make these idiots look as stupid as they are.
Obviously fox wont.

13.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect movie then.

13.03.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately not.

13.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I ran into the same thing after I watched a "reaction to the first time listening to a song" video.

12.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the mice in charge of this simulation are having to make it so farcical because humans still haven't learned from history. What will it take?

12.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as it is more value to them to sell their contracted gas to someone else than using it to make methanol they will be gone.

12.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Creative means many things, you write original shit on this app that entertains me, you are creative. The entertaining me part is irrelevant, the original shit part is not. It's not just about painting masterpieces or writing novels or carving davids tiny dick.

12.03.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course you are. Im not going to try to convince you, but you are.

12.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but why is the dog tired?

12.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theres two big fucking hares sitting in the paddock behind us and we have townie guests coming to vist this weekend and id love to give them some hare backstraps but im two gins in so those plumpers get to live at least one more day.

They would make a wonderful addition to my hare cloak as well.

12.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the way.

12.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

12.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Blessed are the few!

12.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our overflow guest bed is an air mattress and I fucking hate blowing that stupid fucking thing up, but all of a sudden we have a new mattress which you plug in and it just blows up and I feel like I'm in the future!

12.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Finland Is Ready for Russia. Is Anyone Else? The Arctic nation offers Europe a master class in combat readiness

Finland is NATO’s Arctic bulwark - and offers a masterclass in self-defense for European allies caught between a revanchist Russia and ambivalent America
My latest Arctic collaboration with @louiepalu.bsky.social
@opinion.bloomberg.com

www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

12.03.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Looking for a genie to turn me into my wife's phone so I can be held all day while getting tummy rubs.

09.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wales set to mandate solar panels on all new builds from 2027 Updated building regulations effectively mandate solar installations for new domestic and commercial buildings in Wales from early 2027

Solar panels as standard are on their way. www.businessgreen.com/news/4526775...

11.03.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 7

Trump is a shit businessman as well.

11.03.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

A cartoon by Ron Cobb (1975), showing a shadow of US B-52 bomber above cratered landscape. Two people who look like Vietnamese peasants look up; one says β€œthey’re having problems with their economy again.”

This is from 1975.

11.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 6989 πŸ” 2515 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 63

Please dont look into meme coins unless you want to add an even more craziest dumbest thing you've ever heard to your list.

11.03.2026 09:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Above a video of Trump signing the EO, Cartmell writes: "Restoring freedom by shrinking the U.S. federal government one Executive Order at a time. πŸ‘"

Above a video of Trump signing the EO, Cartmell writes: "Restoring freedom by shrinking the U.S. federal government one Executive Order at a time. πŸ‘"

The new donor to TOP is very much aligned to the Trump/Musk view of the world. Here he is on X celebrating Trump's EO that dismantles the Dept of Education. #NZpol

11.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5

I do not understand how the ABSOLUTELY VOLUNTARY destruction of the original ferry replacement is not a massive political scandal?!

It was a reflexive ideological decision that has disadvantaged the country significantly.

11.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 2
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a group of three men are standing next to each other and looking at the camera . Alt: A scene from The Young Ones. Neil, Mike and Rick are looking concerned as Vivian jumps in front of them.

I think Rick likely used it, possibly Mike, but i doubt it, I'm more confident that Vivian or Neil almost certainly never uttered that word.

11.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ive got this really interesting little project that fell in my lap with my work job which I just want to jump into and do, but I've also got a gazillion things that I also need to do that are just usual bullshit, and oh boy is my addled brain fucking with me right now.

11.03.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, it will come back (hopefully) from this. Its definitely not good to switch while its down if you can avoid it.

11.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfect opportunity for black dog to introduce tan dog into "why you dont sleep with your nose by my ass"

11.03.2026 08:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I moved mine onto an ultra conservative fund a couple of months ago because I've got the willies over an AI bubble collapse, but nothing will be immune if the shit really hits the fan.

11.03.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the dogs wandered on to the lawn just outside my office window, looked me in the eye and took a shit this morning.

11.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0