whores d’oeuvre 🦇

my face when reading this:

yeah i’m leaving this shitty website soon dm me for my discord if you wanna stay in touch

still called Final Destination because it’s the cats finding a permanent home 🥹

guy who eats at ikea every day:

i am going to cum

they have to replace jake browning, this is embarrassing

if i called up a plumbing company and they sent a dude who looked like mario id know i was in good hands because that man has clogged some fucking toilets in his time

is it fascism to wipe my sons asshole at the tender age of 37?

crabril lavigne: “he was scallop boy / i said ‘watch me gallup boy’”

it’s great! you should give it a shot. you can even start at that episode if you want but it’s a bit more impactful if you’ve spent some time with Data

i think TNG’s The Measure of a Man does it very thoughtfully and tastefully

why is he kinda chill with it?

is david njoku the hottest player in the nfl? 🤔

i think i’ve said this sentence before verbatim

sky sports just robbed us of getting to watch Fernando…

oh no! surely nobody else has ever said something similar! especially not on stage so many times there’s compilations of him saying “bing bong” while mimicking firing a rifle! violence is unacceptable in this country!

van gogh? it fucking better if we wanna solve this mystery in time, gang.

memphis playing fog horns over their loudspeakers AS the play is happening has to be against the rules, right?

college football announcers will say shit like “lewis hits bussy in their own backfield” with a straight face

You expect unhoused people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like your mom's bed where I might get ratioed for being myself.

help i cant get out of bed 😫

He actually goes by Billy now

Poly folks can and do enjoy pooping and they’re still poly because pooping is inherently neurotypical

why do you hate so many people ):

huge w

you should read this post out loud to your loved ones

she let me hit because i say “yippee” when i make the strap cum