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Dad. Pop culture lover. I have a history degree that I'm not USING, per se. I enjoy Dr. Pepper.

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Butting in here to say that this is completely bonkers.

08.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is just conservative slop. Being mad that anything at all has changed and finding people to blame for it. They'd probably rail against ADA-approved playgrounds

08.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"mY hOmElAnD" calm down it's a playground

08.03.2026 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone arm Yakko, Wakko, and Dot

07.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you canโ€™t be nostalgic for this weak playskool shit. they still make these. if youโ€™re gonna do nostalgia it has to be for the old wooden ones with the insanely hot metal slides

07.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 296 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Coming out of the DIA this afternoon, we caught a marriage proposal outside the building.

There's still happiness in the world.

07.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

07.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3979 ๐Ÿ” 961 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Survivors of reported tornado recount chaos, car lifted up by wind, fallen wall Skies were clear in Three Rivers not long before a tornado ripped through the city's business district and other parts of Southwest Michigan.

Skies were clear in Three Rivers not long before a tornado ripped through the city's business district and other parts of Southwest Michigan.

07.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, artsy fartsy. (this is a v cool photo)

07.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ glad you're okay.

07.03.2026 02:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was it near you?

07.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Totally! I miss Paul Gross. I remember him posting so many updates even after he retired. The guy just loves weather.

07.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thunderstorm!

07.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll add this to my local list.

I guess I wish all the meteorology nerds/TV weatherpeople were here.

07.03.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tornado reported in south Michigan as storm leaves 3 dead A tornado was reported Friday afternoon as a severe storm moved across parts of southwest Michigan, leaving 3 dead and 12 injured, officials say.

Tornado reported in south Michigan as storm leaves 3 dead

www.freep.com/story/news/l...

07.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing I still miss most from Twitter is Michigan weather posts.

07.03.2026 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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going to the casino to play the new machines

06.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 157 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

Was surprised to find that this uses no LLMs

06.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
list animals until failure hot new brain workout

Today's Daily Challenge is much harder IMO. rose.systems/animalist#to...

7 insects listed
๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ›๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›

06.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
list animals until failure hot new brain workout

rose.systems/animalist

29 animals listed
๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿป๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿง๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿฆจ๐Ÿฆ˜

06.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

06.03.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 78 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

someone needs to go to jail for this

05.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that who bought them? I didn't know anything about who bought them, I was just assuming the worst.

06.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have much info here but I'm not confident in this firm that's buying these parks that we have no information on. That's never good in 2026. You can't just buy a bunch of amusement parks if you're not already in that business -- and I'll bet they aren't. There will be park closures soon.

05.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no. This is really bad news for Michigan's Adventure. Knowing nothing about this, I will guarantee you that this is a private equity firm that is planning to gut it. I doubt it even exists a lot longer.

This is the fallout of Cedar Fair buying Six Flags. Now they shed the least profitable parks

05.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh! I've also read that initially, it actually neutralized the odor leaving NO odor. But focus groups hated it, because people were used to that artificially-added "clean" smell, so in the end they had to add those scents to Febreze, completely negating the point of it.

05.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One time, I was the mascot for Oakland University at a basketball tournament in South Dakota, and the game aired on ESPN.

05.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
professional looking dude, neat hair, glasses, shirt, using a computer at a desk, the image on the screen is him using a computer, and so on and so on, inwards as far as the eye can see. a plant is behind the computer.

professional looking dude, neat hair, glasses, shirt, using a computer at a desk, the image on the screen is him using a computer, and so on and so on, inwards as far as the eye can see. a plant is behind the computer.

byte, magazine, cover (1979) archive.org/details/byte...

03.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 302 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Off-grid Yooper runs hidden hot dog stand in the woods Snowmobilers had been gathering to rest at the edge of her property for years. So this U.P. woman decided to feed them.

Another great story from John Carlisle.

www.freep.com/story/news/c...

05.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0