Caleb Dume

I repeat: I am going to be in my late sixties when the United States finally leaves Iran.

First all the jokes got wet. Then the someone in the chatroom fed them after midnight, and they became slurs. It was an honest mistake.

Slurs filling up the chat room...

Not surprising coming from the "pull yourselves up by your bootstraps" country. The only thing this current administration believe in is power. Nothing else has any value at all. A bunch of psychopaths.

Shoeshine Boy & Cigarette Girl is such a delightful little book.

The "five presidents" at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service get another round of applause:

"President Harris, President Clinton, President Bill Clinton, First Lady Jill Biden, President Biden, and Chicago's own southside President Barack Obama."

This made me giggle.

😁

absolutely! honestly, i can’t think of a single legitimate reason anyone would want to spend that kind of money on recording absolutely everyone around you 24/7. however, i can certainly think of many reasons someone would want to film ppl without their consent or knowledge.

pervert glasses it is

MAKE! IT! STICK!

You know you’re at a Black funeral when:

I'm going to be in my late 60s by the time the US military leaves Iran.

Wrong Mario Bro, but that's just me.

The 100

So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff

Hmmm what happened in January 2025

To the folks who actually believe Claude has gained consciousness: I have five million dollars to give away to the first ten of you who give me the deed to your houses. Trust me. You can't lose.

I'm going to take this engagement inducing post at face value. With humanities departments being shut down/reduced, censorship everywhere, book bans on the agenda, criticism and reviews of books in newspapers being pulled GenAI infiltrating the arts....

No. We are not.

So they want to skip verifying whether employees are legally allowed to work here while ICE is running around snatching up anyone they think might not be here legally?

The "every conservative is a 12 year old boy" allegations will never be defeated.

The core audience for this is the 18-45 year-old male virgin demographic. If this video appeals to you in any way, I need you to understand that you will never experience the warmth of a woman’s bosom.

If you’re looking for your next read and have never experienced the work of @tananarivedue.bsky.social, it’s time to change that. Both THE REFORMATORY and GHOST SUMMER are among the best books I’ve read this decade.

kevinrkirk 2d @ Threads Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like l'm 5. (Drawing of chopping of part of land) suahuatica 2d MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Happy Friday. Don’t skip school.

Speaking as someone who was traumatized by "Threads:"

It's not just about the number of humans left behind after [insert apocalypse]; it's also about the state of the planet the left behind have to live in.

It ain't looking good.

I feel like there will be a lot of social science papers on the other side of this about how the American Empire was demolished in less than a decade

we know for a fact that the U.S. Department of Defense has been thinking about “what do we do about Iranian drones” for years now. now, what Hegseth did with that information in this context…

either they’re actually so wildly incompetent they genuinely never thought about defense against Iranian Shaheds or (more likely) Hegseth et al are lying about why they’re screwing this particular operation up so bad.

Neither option is good

See how the nazis that wear totenkampfs KNOW its a nazi totenkampfs and that's why they wear it?

Yall ain’t tell me Eric Benet dropped an exclusive today 😭

The accuracy got me ON THE FLOOR. The knees sounding like a shootout especially 😭